Why did the chicken commit suicide?

I’ve always wondered where jokes come from (i.e. we almost never know who the originator is).

Anyway, for the first time, the other day this “joke” came to me:

“Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the Other Side”

Not sure if it’s funny to others, so it would be interesting to see what Dopers think.

[I later thought that the first part should also mention something relevant to a road, like the original. e.g. “Why did the chicken jump in front of a car? To get to the Other Side”, but I’m not sure which one works best]

Fundamentalist humor?
OK, it is kinda’ funny.

We’ve done this. In fact, we had a whole in-depth discussion about the True Meaning of the original joke.

(a search reveals a number of threads about the joke, but I can’t find the one I’m thinking of)

What’s this?

My best jokes are spontaneous, and often not what I consider all that funny. My friend was complaining that she has trouble getting started in the morning, so I commiserated by singing “Waking up is hard to do…” She wasn’t too awake at the time, because she replied seriously “Oh, yeah, there’s a song about it, isn’t there?”

I told her, no, the song was orginally “Breaking up is hard to do.” She laughed instead of whupping me upside the head, which is what I think was more deserved. Still, the purpose of a joke is to encourage laughter, and who am I to argue?

Just reading the title, I came here to post, “To get to the Other Side.”
Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken walk down the middle of the road?

Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS.

To get on the other *other * side. :smiley:

Naw. It’s to get to the other end. Dumb joke, but it amuses me for some reason.

OK, my daughter swears she invented this one:

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

I hope it wasn’t the Panamericana, then. Although if it was the chicken got eaten in the first kilometer.

Discussed this joke in-depth… although now that I think about it the one that started it was “Why did the chicken go to the seance?” (with the same answer) rather than commit suicide. Close enough.

I laughed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the bakery?

A: To get to the Mother’s Pride.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: SCREEEEEeeeEEECH-BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP-SMACK!!!

Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.