Why did the Doper cross the road?

In My Humble Opinion
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[ul]
[li]I’m an atheist. I don’t “cross” anything.[/li][/ul]

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Because he was a treacherous bastard.

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Is it technically a road?

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It would be physically impossible for a Doper of that stature and age to cross the road. You see, I have this paper towel tube …

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It’s Rhode and they are usually crossed already.

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Dammit, I came here to post exactly this. Well played, Ximenean, well played.

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  1. Find a road.

  2. Cross the road.

  3. Hi Opal!

  4. Profit!

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Because the Doper had agyrophilia.

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In Soviet Russia, road crosses YOU!

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A road crossing MMP

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It’s legal, that’s all you need to worry about.

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Dopers are on all sides of the road. Though more on the left side than the right side.

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<Bricker>
It is not really a road. In the case of* Fudd v Bunny* (1951) Justice Jones ruled that roads must have at least two lanes at least 8 feet wide with a shoulder at least four feet wide. The road in question has lanes 7 feet 11.5 inches wide, thus the contention that there was a road to cross is invalid.
</Bricker>

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There were ignorants on the other side, and our intrepid Doper was in a fighting mood.

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Everyone knows the other side is cooler.

Like a pillow.
-D/a

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There was a store on the other side of the road with a sign that said

 THIS WEEKS "SPECIAL"
        TURKEY'S

I happened to have some paint and a sharpie in the car. I could not help myself. It was night, and I didn’t think anyone would see me.

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I wouldn’t say ‘cross’, exactly; it was more ‘contradict’.

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Oooh. I like that. Subtle, until it hits you between the eyes.

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Slight hijack: What is the difference between a road and a street?

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Because ghost’s chill his fragile,egg shelled mind.