Just wondering…you know… since it’s not going anywhere.
I assume since you didn’t use the trashcan right behind you that you’re coming back for it?
It just seemed like the most logical place to put it. I thought everybody enjoyed seeing each other’s masticated waste everywhere.
Because I’m a lazy motherfucker and because I can.
Oops!
Bike speed bump.
I got used to putting it next to the mint.
Why did you put a penny in the bottom of the regular urinal?
I was wishing I had some gum?
Why would anyone spit anything solid into a urinal? Gum cannot be washed into a urinal. It just sits there in the bottom until some hapless janitor has to pick it out of the thing.
Because I haven’t got TIME to turn around and put it in the bin. Can’t you see I’m TEXTING MY FRICKEN FACEBOOK PAGE HERE!!!
Dude, do you know how painful it is to pass a kidney gumwad? Finding a fucking trashcan is the last thing on your mind, I assure you.
:eek:
You are… forgiven.
Good question.
And there’s your answer.
As a form of protest maybe? Waterless toilets are just nasty so why not just dump anything you want there. The people who install such things clearly don’t care about the people who use them.
Not that I’m bitter that my building has them. I don’t mind the stench of a dozen people’s old urine or having to pee into a pool of yellow with a blue oil slick, really. It’s such a great improvement over the old bucket on the floor technology. I haven’t spit gum in there yet though.
It’s not going to be easy to remove. It can’t be picked off, it can’t be pried off, and it can’t be scraped off.
But maybe it can be pissed off.
The janitor certainly will be.
I had to. The mounted plaque thanking me for how many millions of gallons of water I was helping to conserve by pissing into a ceramic dish was making me feel too damned honorable.
Well there’s another piece in there today. Or it’s the same one, I’m not sure. Maybe the janitor wanted nothing to do with it. Or maybe the previous poster is right and someone is protesting by putting in a piece a day.
I tried to disintegrate it through urine warfare, but it doesn’t seem to be working.
And now you know why someone spit their gum into the urinal…
Did I miss something? A waterless urinal is what, a funnel with a hose nailed to the wall? Classy.
That’s it. While conserving water may be an honorable endeavor, I’d prefer to see “nearly waterless” models that flush themselves at least a couple of times a day.
The water-free ones can get pretty rank pretty quickly if you, say, work with a group of avid asparagus fans.