I mean seriously. Every liberal I’ve talked to says the same thing. They fire up Google. They search for the latest news by typing in ‘Big Dick Conservatives’, and all they get are a bunch of porn sites! I mean, come on.
Sure, after sating themselves, they can scroll past the first page or two and get some good links to Huffington Post or DailyKOS where they can get their daily talking points for GD, but really. But what is the world coming to?
Why can’t a liberal search Google for conservatives being dicks and just get the daily news like they are expecting?
For some it’s drugs like Enzyte. I think this accounts for about 20% of conservatives. Then there are the ones that pop a Viagra everyday. This group, about 30% of conservatives, can’t get it up otherwise (due to age and the overuse of the sphincter muscles) and are too insecure to just take it when they need it. Which, let’s face it, they don’t get laid very often. There is also a sizable minority (about 40%) that have grown their dicks by repeatedly stretching them under bathroom stall walls and the like. The final 10% is made up of conservative women, who naturally have big dicks.
I guess it’s much easier mocking conservatives than addressing the actual issues. Especially when some of those issues are making the Dems more and more unpopular by the day.
Get a life. What is the last solution for ANYTHING ever offered by the GOP? They haven’t had anything but air and negativity for years. People are getting tired of an impotent congress, but if Democrats are losing poularity, the Republicans sure ain’t gaining any.
I doubt they do. Why else would they be paranoid about supposedly big dicked black people stealing their women? They think that blacks have big dicks, gays are pretty, Jews are super smart - the self image of a conservative tends to be that of a ugly, stupid, tiny dicked man as far as I can tell.
And yes, “conservative” and “bigot” are pretty much identical terms in modern America.
All the better to fuck the little people, my friend!
That is, after all, what we spend all our time doing - Plotting how to build bigger mansions out of our ginomous stacks of money, and how to screw the little guy out of ever more cash, so I can put in a mother-in-law wing for my 17 former mothers-in-law.
Wasn’t that sung to the tune of “Whistle While You Work for the Man, You Pathetic Wage-Slaves of the Running Dog Jackals of Wall Street”? Disney stole it from Woody Guthrie, that’s a true fact, you could look it up.
