Why do I keep seeing Paris Hilton?

I swear I don’t look for her, but I keep seeing her pop up for various reasons. She must have gotten a new agent, because she was just a vague memory for quite a while.

She recently had a baby, which has brought her back into the news.

And there’s the problem that if a social media algorithm somehow gets the idea that you might be interested in her, it will keep throwing stuff at you.

The modern version of the old sheep-shagger joke: “I clicked one link…”

I don’t click on the person so Google’s not thinking I want that. She’s just there.

“Have you seen an eye doctor?”
“No, just Paris Hilton.”

I seem to be seeing her in a lot of TV ads lately, so I don’t think it has anything to do with what links I’m clicking.

She’s pushing her memoir. New hubby, baby by surrogacy, sex tape, raped and drugged, independent of her Hilton family wealth - usual celebrity claptrap.

The whole pit here: (don’t say you weren’t warned)

She’s been doing TV ads for the family’s Hilton Hotels in recent months; she may well be doing other ads, too, but it’s the hotel ads that I’ve been seeing.