Why do I open the paper?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

After finding nothing I needed in the Fry’s Electronics ad I opened the funnies only to have my eyes scalded by dorsal nudity. I know they only showed a bit of Beetle Bailey’s butt crack but sheesh!

Just when I think it can’t get more horrifying I read a blurb about my favorite movie tough guy Clint Eastwood. He likes to work out in a thong leotard. All righty then. Maybe, just maybe a can of Red Devil lye will be sufficient to scrub the mental image of the Outlaw Josey Wales in a T-back out of my brain then I read that his favorite actresses are jailbait, demon spawn the Olson twins.

I need to curl up in a fetal position under my desk for a while now.

2

Well, I think I can file that one away under “things I would rather not know about Clint Eastwood.”

3

I take it you haven’t seen Space Cowboys?

  • Podkayne realizes she has brought up Space Cowboys in two different threads in as many days and begins thumping forhead firmly against the edge of her desk. *
4

That OP was hysterical.

Why do you open the paper? Probably for the same reason you slow down for car accidents.

5

I tried to forget the geezer astronaut physical. At least he was doing tht for a role. If it had been in a good movie it might have been worth it.