Why Do Moles Have A Big Hair Sticking Out Of Them?

Why is it that moles generally have one or more large hairs sticking out of them? Why are these mole hairs generally thicker than the other body hair in the surrounding region?? Does Cindy Crawford have to shave her mole every morning???

Thanks.

Mole shaving? I’ve not been so outraged since I first heard about cat juggling. Have people no shamen?

All part of the trendy new “naked mole rat” look that’s all the rage among small insectivores these days.

No. Cindy Crawford does not have to shave her mole every morning. Her shamen shaves it for her.

On top of that, if I went to a Mexican resturaunt and found a hair in my mole, I would be rather annoyed.

As long as I’m going to crack wise, I might as well offer this, too:

From www.melanoma.ca/Newsletters/ASM%20Spring%2020021.pdf
(note that it’s a pdf).

That’s not a hair, it’s a radio aerial.

Duh.

Blonde big hair is quite fashionable amongst molls, or so I hear.