People use tissue?
I KNEW Miss Manners posted on this message board!!
So the trash can will smell like springtime fresh poop. Oh good.
you could spring for a bidet.
http://www.mindspring.com/~amotoi/intimist.htm
darn those japanese and their ass fastidious ways!
I use a crude form of bidet, (this might sound revolting, but bear with me please). Any chance I have to make dookie at home, I do it there. I have a (TMI) serious problem with hair surrounding my anal area…you know how hard it is to get peanut butter out of your hair? Well now you know the hell I have to go through. In order to use regular tissue properly involves me RIPPING hairs out of my anus, something not very pleasant to do. However the prospect of snipping/shaving/waxing/nairing in that area is also scary. So what I do is go #2, then just strip naked and jump in the shower, then use the massager attachment to hose myself off, and direct the offending material down the drain.
I often feel like my problem is one I will be destined to suffer alone. Most people obviously do not want to hear about it, nobody else seems to have this problem and I am left to my own devices regarding dispatching cling-ons in a hygenic and efficient manner.
Why, unless you’re a renter, wouldn’t you just buy and install a bidet?
Ditto on the Char.+ w/ aloe
ya coulda left out the thing about heaven though…TMI
unless you have fecal fetish I suppose 
Isn’t there a TP that advertised something along those lines…maybe “White Cloud” had angel babies IIRC
HAHAHAHA I snorted too…damn thankees lieu
No wonder you like them so much, wiping with sliced bread is just silly.
I don’t guess I’ll be eatin any peanut butter for awhile now.
Damn people y’all are too much sometimes. :eek:
& I usedta like my p/b crunchy
Because I live with my mom, and a bidet is not something she’d spring for unfortunately :(…Ohh, gotta go!
runs in backyard to fetch hose
Modify your diet so that your stools are “normal” (of proper density, cohesive). There will then be but the slightest wisp of soiling in your nether region, for which a small amount of dry toilet paper works beautifully.
Yeah, I really need to work on stool density. I’m pretty sure its tied with my extreme aversion to most kind of vegetables. Go figure.
Something to do with Snesley Wipes? I don’t get it.
I already do.
You can flush them if you’re ion public sewer. Baby wipes are much stronger than normal toilet paper, and they don’t decay in septic tanks.
Pull Ups makes some Flushable Wipes. They work wonderfully. I also use baby wipes too.
I used to have this problem, but then I developed a form of hair loss called alopecia areata. Now, butt hair is mostly a thing of the past!
Whoa, whoa, whoa… I can’t believe all of you have missed this so far.
If there’s peanut butter on the floor, you use neither method alone. You would probably pick up majority with a dry paper towel, then wipe up the residue with something wet.
Now, for your butt, start with TP. When the TP comes out clear, use one or two moist wipes. Cottonelle wipes and Prep-H wipes are both flushable.
This concludes my most “TMI” post to date.
**quote:
Originally posted by TheFunkySpaceCowboy
I just use the three seashells
Something to do with Snesley Wipes? I don’t get it.**
It’s a joke from the movie Demolition Man; Sylvester Stallone is frozen in the near future, then unfortunately revived in a more distant future. When he goes to the bathroom, he finds that there’s no toilet paper because people now use something that looks like three seashells. It’s never revealed exactly how you use them, but the future people think he’s a real barbarian for wiping his ass with paper.