Not quite a poll, but I welcome your speculation. All I can offer before you submit your judgement is:
- It happens often enough that I feel a need to comment on it
and
- No, I don’t like it and wish it would stop.
Have at it.
Not quite a poll, but I welcome your speculation. All I can offer before you submit your judgement is:
and
Have at it.
Now…by things do you mean birds? or just things in life?
Just curious
sigh Chairman? Life is a big shit sandwich. Sorry. You just have to relish the good times, and get thru the bad times…
Anytime I start feeling that way, Chairman, I remember the inspiring words of Tom Lehrer and his song Bright College Days:
Makes me feel better every time.
Sorry. When you called, uh, the service I could have sworn you asked for Cassandra. Cassandra’s our “secret word” for a girl who’s, er, into that sort of stuff. I’ll note your account and we’ll get this cleared up before the next time you call.
By the way, you have an outstanding balance of $78.43. Will that be cash or charge?
I should have specified: “things” as in…birds, squirrels, etc. No people, but if it keeps up like this…
Aside from apparently being a walking toilet, everything else in life is going well.
Is your real name Cyndi Lauper by any chance?
Ah, I’m glad you cleared that up. Someone already mentioned Tom Lehrer, I think. Well, I think he is to blame: he must have fallen behind on his strychnine-related activities lately.
JuanitaTech: Oh dear Christ. Been reading alt.tasteless?
It was either Good Omens or one of Douglas Adams’ Dirk Gently books that had a bit about a man who was constantly miserable because everywhere it went, it was raining. It turned out that he was a rain god, and the heavens were showing their appreciation by opening up to him and showering him with rain.
Maybe you’re unwittingly a BM god. Just remember that with great power comes great responsibility.
And see if you can help me out with these buffalo wings from the other night. Cutty say can’t hang. 'sjackin me up. Tightly!
Close, SolGrundy. It was one of Adams’ Hitchhiker’s books. So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, if I’m not mistaken.
But if your theory is correct, and the OP is a BM god, he should really take advantage. Think of all the places in the world experiencing severe doodie shortages…oh…wait.
Maybe you shouldn’t wear the hat that looks like a target?
Well, just stay the hell away from my car. I just washed it.