Why do you hate Dominoes Pizza?

[Raguleader]

@Johnny_L.A

I got a call from the area manager. This thread prompted me to send a complaint, and I may have been a little acerbic because of my sprained wrist. Anyway, I was told that it is not Corporate’s policy to restrict the number of slices. It appears to be a misunderstanding, because there are some restrictions on Hot’n’Ready pizzas. The staff were reminded of what changes they may and may not make immediately the manager got my email. On the phone, she wanted me to identify the person who refused to slice the pizza the way I wanted it. I had to tell her that it was a girl, but I didn’t tell her whether she wore a blue shirt or an orange one. I don’t want anyone to get into trouble over a misinterpretation of the rules, and the whole staff has already been talked to. (She said she just wanted to talk to the person to make sure there are no more misunderstandings, but I’m wary of ‘one-on-one’ meetings.) I was just concerned that there might be some silly Corporate policy that forbids double-slicing.

So Little Seizures is going to send me a certificate for a complimentary pie.

You hear that guys? Pizza party at Johnny’s!

[Superhal]

@Raguleader

You hear that guys? Pizza party at Johnny’s!

Little Caesars is an insult, not only to pizza, but to humanity!

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[Johnny_L.A]

It’s better than Domino’s.

[Raguleader]

@Johnny_L.A

It’s better than Domino’s.

Your MOM is better than Dominos!

I’m not really sure where I was going with that.

[Johnny_L.A]

@Raguleader

Your MOM is better than Dominos!

Yes, and my mom’s a bagful of ashes in a box somewhere – and I’m sure she’d taste better than Domino’s!

[Greg_Charles]

@Johnny_L.A

Yes, and my mom’s a bagful of ashes in a box somewhere – and I’m sure she’d taste better than Domino’s!

Yikes, that took a dark turn!

I used to really like Dominoes when I was in high school, but I can barely tolerate it now. Their highly-publicized improvements didn’t make any difference at all that I could tell.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Johnny_L.A

I got a call from the area manager. This thread prompted me to send a complaint, and I may have been a little acerbic because of my sprained wrist. Anyway, I was told that it is not Corporate’s policy to restrict the number of slices. It appears to be a misunderstanding, because there are some restrictions on Hot’n’Ready pizzas. The staff were reminded of what changes they may and may not make immediately the manager got my email. On the phone, she wanted me to identify the person who refused to slice the pizza the way I wanted it. I had to tell her that it was a girl, but I didn’t tell her whether she wore a blue shirt or an orange one. I don’t want anyone to get into trouble over a misinterpretation of the rules, and the whole staff has already been talked to. (She said she just wanted to talk to the person to make sure there are no more misunderstandings, but I’m wary of ‘one-on-one’ meetings.) I was just concerned that there might be some silly Corporate policy that forbids double-slicing.

So Little Seizures is going to send me a certificate for a complimentary pie.

I just assumed that they told you they couldn’t slice your pizza the way you wanted it because they couldn’t be bothered and knew that chances are you’d accept it.

[carnut]

Their pizzas all crust and salt. Though Saltza Hut’s is even saltier.

Gimme Papa Murphy’s and I’ll bake it myself. I’ve been gluten-free for several years now and have had to switch to making my own crust sans wheat. I bring it in to the local Papa Murphy’s for their toppings. They are very nice to help with my pizza cravings.

Lest you think I am talking through my hat because I am a celiac:
I work lots of volunteer gigs. Dominos and Saltza Hut pizzas are often the meal choice at the volunteer events I work. I take one bite of the crust and scrape the top off and eat that to get some lunch in me other than just a fruit and nut bar each day so I do know mediocre pizza.

[Raguleader]

@Johnny_L.A

Yes, and my mom’s a bagful of ashes in a box somewhere – and I’m sure she’d taste better than Domino’s!

Well, some good marinara sauce and some peperoncinis…