Why does Cecil not like cats?

[skyzoo]

What are cats
Do cats like Cecil? :eek:

[whiterabbit]

*Originally posted by gatopescado *
Who said dogs ** are not dirty and disgusting as well? They are, just to clear that up. They lick their assholes too, but it usually isn’t such a deliberate act, like a cat. Dogs will sniff around and take a stab at it once or twice, but for GOD’S SAKE they don’t sit there in the middle of the floor and do it over and over for a half hour while looking at you like some kind of crazed homeless person! **

Au contraire, one of our dogs will sit there and SLUUUUURP… SLUUUUUUURP… SLUUUUUUUURP… SLUUUUUUUURP…

It’s AWFUL. At least cats usually do it quietly! And it’s even worse when he starts giving himself a blow job, being unaware that his balls are gone. shudder

[AncientHumanoid]

CATS

Can Always Taste Shit

[Flowerchild]

Just for the record:

I’ve owned dogs and cats in the same house, If you think that dogs and cats licking they’re own asses is gross, Dont even think about getting another pet

[eunoia]

Because he’s the world’s smartest human; observe as cats come out of hiding to humiliate themselves trying to win over a cat hater with persistent nuzzling. Knowledge is power.

[HPL]

I would personally say that Cecil has his prefences like anyone else, so whether he likes or doesn’t like cats shouldn’t matter.

Unless you live and breathe by Cecil’s word.

[Czarcasm]

I’m sending this anti-pussy thread to the BBQ Pit.

[zoogirl]

Boo, Gracie and Dainty have a message for all of you. Please keep in mind that this as a direct quote.

Fffffffffft!

[Tony_Montana]

*Originally posted by HPL *
**
Unless you live and breathe by Cecil’s word. **

Is there any other way?

[Miller]

Why does Cecil not like cats? Becase he’s lying about be infalliable.

[Miller]

Being, dammit!

[BadBaby]

I don’t think he really does dislike cats. I think Cecil secretly adores the little fuzzy wuzzy puddy tats, but doesn’t want anyone to know about his gentle, vulnerable side. It’s all an act I tell you. I know this guy, whose girlfriend’s ex-roomate knows for a fact that Cecil has a kitten tattoo on his heiney. So you know it must be true.

[Audrey_Levins]

It’s funny, but when people who like cats try to convert those who don’t, the phrase I most often hear is “But mine is so adorable! Always sits in my lap! Always comes when I call! He’s so affectionate and loving! I don’t know where this stereotype comes from! My cat just loves attention!”

Mmmm. Right. So you have a cat who thinks it’s a dog.

I do like cats, myself, but I haven’t had one in years because of all that damn fur.

I have dogs now. And they do everything the best cats do, without all that fur and attitude.

[Charlie_Tan]

Cats are vermin.
Dogs have mind.

[elucidator]

Keep in mind, there is more than one way to skin a cat. Some are more entertaining than others.

Yes, your cat wuvs ooo! Your cat loves to play with you. And if you were the size of a mouse and had a broken leg, your cat would have hours of fun demonstrating his affection.

[cadolphin]

*Originally posted by WeRSauron *
**In reading a number of Straight Dope answers, I get the impression that Cecil really, really doesn’t like cats. Why might this be so?

WRS **

Cite please.

[BigDadDogg]

Cecil is obviously a very discerning individual who realizes the natural superiority of the loyal, hard-working, noble dog over the arrogant, lazy, evil cat.

For a further dissertation on the hideous traits of the feline species, click here .

It’s got some great recipes too!!

[Elza_B]

*Originally posted by Audrey Levins *
**It’s funny, but when people who like cats try to convert those who don’t, the phrase I most often hear is “But mine is so adorable! Always sits in my lap! Always comes when I call! He’s so affectionate and loving! I don’t know where this stereotype comes from! My cat just loves attention!”

Mmmm. Right. So you have a cat who thinks it’s a dog.

I do like cats, myself, but I haven’t had one in years because of all that damn fur.

I have dogs now. And they do everything the best cats do, without all that fur and attitude. **

My cats are better than dogs. I don’t have to get up at 7 AM to take them for a walk because my cats are potty-trained. They can sleep by my head and love being cuddled and kissed. I don’t have to throw slobbery balls for them, and I don’t get howled at by the cats because, God forbid, I’m trying to watch television.:rolleyes:

(I’m dog-sitting my brother’s two huskies right now. I am so ready to go back to a life of cat-ownership…I miss my kids. They’re so much easier than these dogs - obviously, I’m definitely a cat person:D).

Oh, and my boy kitty kicked the ass of the older female Husky today. I’m so proud:D .

Ava

[shrew]

Maybe he’s allergic, like me. Maybe he gets tired of telling people, "Um, you should have mentioned you had cats when you invited me over…no, really, really, really, the cats do need to stay outside…sorry, but I have to leave now after having been here only ten minutes, I need to go home, heavily medicate myself, and go to bed for at least ten hours. THANKS FOR RUINING MY WEEKEND.

[sub]Yes, I know I should always ask them, not assume they’ll tell me, but dammit, sometimes I forget.[/sub]

[Mama_Tiger]

I have dogs now. And they do everything the best cats do, without all that fur and attitude.

You know, I’ve had cats all my life, often multiple cats, and in recent years have had dogs.

I have NEVER seen such hair all over my house in my LIFE until the dogs moved in. I daily ask them, “Why aren’t you guys BALD?”

And the one that sheds the worst is a lab. A short-haired dog.

I love my dogs, but I also have more respect for my cat. But if Cecil doesn’t like cats, oh well, it’s his loss.