In my pants?
(I’ll direct your attention to my custom title that I’ve had for about a month now. 
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I want more puppets.
This is one of my favourite Secretariat dances - Matt Smith and Chris Hardwick.
God I miss this era of Letterman.
That’ll be the day. When Craig Ferguson does anything funny.
No, English accents aren’t funny, just pathetic.
Your opinion - I think he’s hysterical.
Do you mean Craig? You do know he’s Scottish, right? Oh, maybe you mean the English accents he puts on - those are pretty funny, too, especially Prince Charles. And Michael Caine.
Hm. You seem to have confused Craig Ferguson with an unfunny British comedian. Perhaps Jim Davidson?
If I remember correctly, didn’t waving fake letters summon the ghost of Elvis?
God I’m old.
Wow - I could say a lot about Wis-can-sin accents, buddy. Glass houses, dude.
Thanks for your insight. See if you get to touch our wallaby balls.
Kangaroo balls. Or rather, Craig shows kangaroo balls on the show. I don’t know what you have.
He does not; that’s just the way his pants are cut.
Craig Ferguson is currently the funniest host in late-night television, by a mile. He’s also the most original.
Most of the other hosts tell jokes and do shtick. Ferguson can go off-script and just be funny, for extended periods of time.
He’s also the best interviewer in late-night, because he doesn’t just chat small talk or read from prepared questions the PR flacks put together, but he actually tries to get guests to come out of their shells and contribute something original to the show or reveal something about themselves they didn’t intend to.
Craig Ferguson is also the most talented of the bunch. He can really act, he can sing well, play the drums (he spent years in a punk band as a drummer in Scotland), he’s a good puppeteer, a great stand-up comedian, he’s written a well-reviewed novel and an excellent autobiography, and he wrote the screenplay for “Saving Grace”, which was nominated for a many awards and won the audience award at the Sundance Film Festival.
Don’t forget about how smart he is (not well-educated; just smart, and I suspect well-read). He downplays it, but he can hang with anyone he has on the show, and that brings up another point - the guests he gets. He has philosophers, professors, pretty much anyone who interests him on the show. He had a female actress guest whose name escapes me whose father-in-law is a major philosopher kind of guy, so a few weeks later, he had the father-in-law on the show.
Since last week the program has been broadcast in Australia. Viewers have pointed out to Craig that said balls are too small to be kangaroo and are most likely Wallaby.
Ah, interesting. I remember him saying they were on in Australia now, but I didn’t hear his balls were under so much scrutiny.
That would be Claire Daines and her father-in-law Jonathan Dancy.
Not according to 1/11’s Tweetmails. 
Strangely enough, I don’t know anyone in Wisconsin who talks that way unless they are imitating how “comedians” :rolleyes: think they talk. It’s a stereotype that has outlived its source.