“A thousand times, No.”
Serious question - Why is it that people decide to do searches at night. The boards seem (or have done over the past week or so) to get slower the less people are on it!
Sometimes it seems like no-one is here (nothing seems to be being posted to) and yet it is soooo slugish. Assuming the explanation that “during quiet times - lots of searching can cause the unresponsiveness” (not same words) is true - Are there are dopers that do searches out of spite??
Funniest recovery from a doublepost I’ve seen yet. I snorted.
Unfortunately, I was leaning over the ashtray at the time.
I understand that Cousin Vinnie might be able to supply Zotti with hamsters that don’t break their legs so easily.
I would doubt that anyone is doing anything out of spite. That just seems silly. I know I do more searches at night because there’s no one here to “talk” to - no one’s updating threads, and I’m all caught up on reading what I’m interested in, and I’m not tired yet, so I go off and search. It’s that or Solitaire when everyone else here is asleep, and I suck at Solitaire.
“Don’t listen to UncleBeer – that’s just a cover story. The moderators actually have a setting for each user that determines their load speed. If the board suddenly starts loading really slow, that means you’ve done something wrong and they’re angry with you. They can be very tempermental.”
My load speed is usually pretty dang fast…
They like me! They actually like me.
Well… it’s either that or the cable connection.
And later he adds:
I’m beginning to suspect that Kal has secretly cornered the market on wolverines and expects to make a killing when they finally become the standard for board power supplies.
Of course, if that never happens, it won’t be just the wolverines that are pissed off.
Holy Shit !!-- 2619 (28.21 posts per day).
I think its two thousand posts and *two* years of service. Youve got 19 months to go Q.E.D.. By that time you`ll have screamed right past handy.
[sending off a ‘care’ package]
Cuddles, Foo Foo: When he opens the parcel, go for the throat.
[/sending off a ‘care’ package]
At some point, Q.E.D. is going to either:
a) find another job, or
b) starve.
This is just an interim thing. handy’s title is secure.
Note to self: Have all packages which arrive in next few weeks opened by the cats.
BTW Kal, how do you say “pissed off wolverines” in Roma?
I don’t know of a word for wolverine.
Bearing in mind this is just the dialect I know - How about something like rushto tawno ruv or angry little wolf.
If I knew the correct Romani, I’d call it a big ferret - baro ferret.
Fuck it, little wolf sounds cool.
And just as I clicked submit, I thought of another dialect where a little wolf may be called a ruvoro or ruvori. Don’t know for sure though, just know that ~oro(m) or ~ori(f) tagged on the end of a word means that it’s small.
In other words - fucked if I know.
When you have a pissed off wolverine, the pissed-off-ness is far more important than whether it’s a little wolf or a big ferret. There’s a lesson in that.
Aye, the rushtipen of the wolverine is of major importance.