Reported for forum change.
Looks like the OP has been sent to debtors prison.

Wow. I must have hit “Post reply” the exact second the mods moved the other thread.
You mean you didn’t really start a thread with
I feel like I need a sarcastic joke here, but I’m tired. I trust someone else will be along soon to cover for me.
Since it’s known what happened, closing this one.
samclem.