Well as near as I can tell the Cheese was wearing Wellingtons as he prepared to mount his Texas Goat to travel to Xanadu, where he planned to search for quarks. Just before leaving he was heard to say, I Ricotta hit the road.
Yeah, I like potatoes.
(4 days after original post)
Ha! I get it now! 
(slinks away in shame to resume watching “The Roquefort Files.”)
When frying up a grilled cheese sandwich, shouldn’t *coal be * the heat source of choice?
While this was fun at first, I admit that after so many cheese puns I’m feeling a bit pourly.
Yeah. we should really tread more Caerphilly.