Fine, no more puns. Asiago, though, I bid you all gouda night.
The Maytag guy always stands alone. That’s why he’s blue.
Did someone put the cheese in soli-dairy confinement.
Poor cheese, all alone in his cottage, feeling * creamed*. Probably in Philadelphia.
Gee, QtM, I consider this thread a nice [del]fromage[/del], homage to you.
Anyone up for a fromage a trois? :eek:
I’ve got 5 year old cheddar, 1 year old swiss, and some 2 year old parmesan in the fridge!
Cheese it, the cops! Everyone scatter!
What are you? Some sort of munster? You can bite my pecorino.
Ha ha, just kidding. That’s a good joke. Telemea nuther one.
Anybody else want to play? Here’s an alphabetical list of a lot of cheeses!
Whey more than I ever imagined!
I can play, I have a 4(ish) year Manchego, and a couple nice aged Gouda’s that are pushing 3 and a Juusoleipa born less than two weeks ago. I also have a Parm of unknown origin and some nice younger cheddars and colbys.
I have no cheesy puns, curd you forgive me?
Maybe. Could you rennet past me again? 
it’s too cheesy
because it’s too cheesy…sorry if I posted twice. I need posting training. I post and then it tells me to do a quick post so a post twice to make sure I posted. :smack:
I love reading my own posts when I don’t have a grammatical error in them; otherwise, they make me wince for a split sex…I mean sec
…because the English version of that game is just too pornographic for tender American ears? We used to end with the Bone, and the last verse was…
“We all pat the bone”
Not only does this lend itself to misinterpretation by adults, it also led to the Bone being thumped to death by a ring of little savages.
On the whole, your cheesy thing sounds a lot better.
damn. stole my post. i think the english version is better. all children’s songs/games/tv shows should have hidden adult themes. much more fun. although disturbing when you grow up and realise it.
I understand certain superheroes love to eat cheese, but hate the rinds. Batman will only eat Gouda if it’s pre-pared.
Gouda one!
You have parmesan? Grate!