<Bumbazine whispers in **FairyChatMom’**s ear.
FairyChatMom blushes profusely.
FairyChatMom whispers in <**Bumbazine’**s ear.
<Bumbazine drops sandwich.
Oh, shit! Was it the posse sammich?
Hell I don’t know, I’m new at this flirting stuff.
A mere babe in the woods so to speak.
Anyway, it looks like FCM has wandered off somewhere, so I guess I’d better get on with my regularly scheduled lunch.
Carry on. 
Now that I’m in pun prison will someone please have mercy on me and tell me what a posse sammich is?
It’s a solitary cell in pun prision by the way. In case posse sammich means what I think it means and folks want to use my prison reference in a… shall we say bad light.
Mods - please rename this thread “Medusa”. 
Ummm, chocolate. Sex. Sex with chocolate.
Chocolate-covered sex. Next.
lurker, you’ll be glad to know that I spent an hour in the attic on Sunday re-taping my duct connections, using actual duct tape. To tape ducts. And no, I didn’t buy that stupid-ass moron “Duck Tape” that Home Depot sells to accommodate flaming shit-heel nimrods who don’t know any better!
:: DW checks pants… ::
Yup. Still a his.
Go ahead, dantheman, and cut your deck to the Queen of Spades. The cards will still be all the same. 
[slight hijack]
Ya know, DW, I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines!
[/slight hijack]
I didn’t want kunilou’s thread to die, so I’m going to add.
How are all YOU doin’?
handing out cookies while butterflies flutter around her and sunshine and unicorns appear
Lo, these many moons ago, someone started a clique roster for amiable nonentities. (I can’t find the thread, but I’m so tranked on cold meds it’s hard finding the keyboard.)
It was a hoot. IRC, we introduced ourselves in AA meeting style then listed our most “outstanding” attributes in deadpan style, e.g. “Hello, my name is Veb. I’m named for a dead economist, think beige is gaudy, collect thimbles and smile at motorists who cut me off in traffic.”
Well, it was fun! ::sniffs:: I’m gonna go dust my thimbles.
Veb
((Welfy)) ((Dire Wulf)) ((all you other thread killing type people)) ((all you other sex crazed people))
Okay I’m done now, I just needed to give many hugs.
Kitty
Jesus, dude. Why even bother with the hijack markers in this rambling beast of a thread?
[BF hijack]
Hi, Ogre! :p:p:p:p:p
[/BF hijack]
dantheman, youtheman. Hey, you got an Ace Of Spades behind your ear?
Hi, Welfalicious. Good cookies. But your Unicorn just poked me in the ass.
And a big hello to you, too, Miss Kitty
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Bumbazine *
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Actually, I didn’t just wander off… my work day was done. Apparently I’m just good for a quickie afternoon flirt before I get back to the business of being a household drudge… <sigh>
OK, guy, you're 1 in 100! The rest of us just use it to tape down cables where people walk, etc. You are the heir apparent to Bob Vila (or Norm, who actually DOES the work..)Y’oughta auction that off as a sig, Nymysys!
Well no, but if I had an gun for every ace I’ve drawn…
hehe… Shoot, we oughta just start a GD thread…
Dear lady, I’m absolutely certain you are good for a great many things, (both sublime and profane), not the least of which is your gentle wit and stimulating conversation.
<tossing tresses carelessly, reclining prettily on an antique damask settee, smiling shyly>
I do declare, good sir, you flatter me. Do be a sweetheart and pass me a bon-bon… and please continue. Your insight is amazingly accurate…
So how was that?? Convincing?
<smoooch>
Well, it does have many applications besides ducts, I suppose. I’ve taped down extension cords with it, used it to make handles, fixed broken windows, taped my victims’ mouths shu…oops. Forget I said that last part.
No one ever answered my question. My strange mood has mostly passed now so I won’t make any further arguements on the fate of my existence. But I will say that the Straight Dope forum has the feeling of a nice cozy club to which I haven’t been invited yet.
Blackclaw, we’d tell you all about the sammich, but then you’d have to be part of it. And we don’t know you that well. Yet.