Why France and Germany can lick my balls...

Hey France and Germany, here are a few reasons why you can lick my balls.

  1. All talk and no walk. Why don’t we just wait and give Saddam more time to hide his, uh, I mean the inspectors more time to search for weapons of mass distruction.

  2. You aren’t agreeing with the U.S. Did you forget WWII so quickly? Let’s see, somebody got their ass whooped, and somebody whooped the ass whoopers…whoops! :smack:

  3. You are both gay and like licking balls.

  4. You are both chicken shit. Fuckin stand up to oppression, do something good, and kick a little ass while you are at it.

  5. You are very jealous mother fuckers. Let’s see, maybe if your governments weren’t so fucked, you wouldn’t be so god-awful shitty at life and taking care of your people.

  6. You like licking my balls.

  7. You are both completely big pussy’s. Meow

  8. You suck.

Hey everybody else, this email is uneducated, but the fact remains that those too countries suck and can like my balls. Thank you for reading.

You say this as if it were a bad thing.

IIRC, in WWII, it was the US that was reluctant to get involved.

:rolleyes:

Care to back these comments up with some more detail or cites?

This would be better posted in GD, by the way, but without the swear words and the homophobic rhetoric.

Yeah, implying that being gay and enjoying testicle licking is bad is enough to earn a newbie a visit from MrVisible or gobear to give you a tolerance lesson. That they’d be right and you’d be wrong and they’d smack you into your place isn’t enough to make me want to see that, though. Frankly, everyone’s pretty tired of that particular sort of incident. So just don’t provoke them, k?

As for your sentiments, I somewhat agree. I’m pretty pissed at France right now. “Cheese-eating surrender monkeys” is the term I believe gets bandied about around here. You’d think pulling their nuts out of the fire a couple times would be good enough for them, but we’ve seen what “french gratitude” amounts to…a pile of horse manure.

That’s why I’m an isolationist…it’s not my problem :slight_smile:

Nah, I say we let Esprix loose on him!

[off topic]I loathe people that constantly bring up the American involvement in World War II as if we saved the fucking world by ourselves. Yeah, France got knocked out early in the game but if it weren’t for Britain sustaining a major ass kicking and Russia getting it even worse, all of Europe and a good portion of Asia and Africa would probably be celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of the Third Reich by now.

Oh, and don’t forget… France helped us out two hundred twenty years ago in a little altercation we like to call the War for Independence. If it wasn’t for those “gay ball lickers”, we might have stayed under British rule for a good while longer, dumbass. [/off topic]

Karp does your Dad know what you do with his computer?

Now that would be fabulous!! Much more enjoyable. I agree to your terms, let us arrange it forthwith. Heh, heh.

My guess: all this cold weather is resulting in way too many 14 year olds getting snow days to bang away at their keyboards like jabbering monkeys. Here’s a tip, Karp: Go stick your fingers back in your ass instead of tapping them on the keyboard; Lord knows something more worthwhile will come out of it.

–peepthis, a Yank abroad

Hey Karp–Is this your plebe year?

I can’t take credit for this, it was the folks at the WSJ but it went something like this:

“War always ends in failure” said Chirac. We are not sure if he said that in French or German but if it were in French, then the statement refutes itself.

I didn’t know Eric Cartman had moved to Annapolis.

Talluleh, I think you might be on target. But, deep down, I hope not, since he’s not doing himself any honor with his jabbering. Let’s just hope this idiot manages to take FP210 (Intro to International Relations) before he drags his knuckles off to the Real World. Eh, cadet?

Will somebody please let Karl Rove know that George has managed to get past the parental controls on AOL again? Thanks.

Somehow I fail to see a shining future for Karp in the field of International Politics. His views could be assessed a tad harsh by foreign leaders, wouldn’t you say? Perhaps some Dale Carnegie training would be beneficial.

Oh come now, that was gratuitous.

And besides, Dubya would use more than one smiley in a post.

Speaking of smilies, I forgot the :smiley: in my last post.

Hmm, I not so sure… I reckon he could go head to head with the likes of js_africanus or sam stone in GD, and end up convincing him of their arguments:

Karp2381: France and Germany r gay. LOL. all frernch ppl are stupid and gay.

js_africanus: Yes, I can see your point. I give up.

:slight_smile:

(people who frequent GD will know these guys)

Peepthis I may or may not be on target, thanks. A little nitpick–USMA students are cadets-in Annapolis they are midshipmen. Regardless, let’s hope that he learns better ways to express himself and be taken seriously.