Why hasn't this thing been banned yet?

If this guy’s a troll, he’s not a very good one. Trolls exist to rile people up, and I don’t see much riling going on – mostly just pointing and laughing. Though I suppose there’s a certain population that gets off on public humiliation. He may be busy jerking off to all these insults right now.

On the other hand, on the off chance he’s truly here to debate his sincerely-held convictions, he’s clearly not smart enough know his audience (there are quite a few conservatives here on this “liberal” board), or to use proper enough grammar, spelling and punctuation to be taken seriously.

People with unpopular opinions can actually do well here if they are intelligent and respectful, but bullrun is neither. Fail on every level.

My guess, by the way, is that he’s a kid, 11 or 12 maybe, who’s bragging to all his friends about pwning a bunch of grown-ups on some website that doesn’t even have videos on it.

Again, there’s a history of the SDMB staff taking their time to ban trolls and one-trick ponies. It took over 7,000 posts before Reeder got the axe. Carol Stream had 1,776 posts before the banhammer struck.

The mods here have a thankless job, I know. They generally do a decent job at their work. However, there’s a lot of inconsistency; consider the smackdowns for insults outside the pit, compared to obvious and prolonged trolling. The abundance of “Why hasn’t so-and-so been banned?” threads here are an indicator of that. Users shouldn’t be kicked off the board because a pitchfork- and torch-wielding mob demands it, but still …

You too? I had a buddy in high school named Cash. He was a cool guy.

I’d pay to watch that on pay-per-view.

I see you figured it out…

I’m going to bring up an old suggestion of mine again.

Courtesy Banning.

Would you elaborate? Is that like when the Great Unwashed pick someone they don’t like and throw him out of the boat?

I presume it’s kind of a message-board version of fanservice.

There’s a forum for asking those questions:

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Since you asked nicely though I’ll say that:

  1. The mods are dicsussing these issues as of right now (because I just got home from work and started a discussion).

  2. I personally haven’t been “aware” of much lately because I just moved into a new place and have been busy getting Internet access, and breaking stuff. I received a report about his post, read the post, and issued a note.

  3. The OP itself doesn’t seem to ask any questions. The thread title asks a question, but I assume it’s rhetorical because Frank (a former moderator) knows the rules. When I first saw this thread, I changed the thread title to reflect the content of the OP and it’s relation to the quoted rule. But:

    a. I realized that I’d named the wrong poster in the title; and more important
    b. I read **Frank’s **explanation in post #10 and decided to honor what he was trying to do. So I changed it back.

That’s the last time I had a chance to look at this thread.

Gfactor
Pit Moderator

Ah, good ol, Smashy. That was a good thread. I liked his suggestion that drunk driving should be legal until you hurt someone. Good times.
Still, this guy isn’t all that bad. He’s good for a laugh.

Yeah, but bullpoo doesn’t have a panhandler’s union. SmashTheState leads in Troll Points just for that.

And don’t forget the genetically enhanced monkey prostitutes…aka the monkubines…

:smiley: Now those I remember! Creepy yet funny.

Remember how it was obvious that the panhandlers in the panhandler’s union hated his guts? God, it was beautiful.

You’re my hero!

Maybe we should take our new neighbor for a ride!

Don’t that just feel so goooooood?

Not really. Pretty sure I was happier not knowing any better. Shut up, memory.

Yeah, but Reeder contributed to other threads. You have more of a point with Carol Stream – she was a hateful twat.

This guy has entertainment value. That’s probably a factor. Back in the day, we used to keep trolls a lot longer, IIRC. It made things a lot more fun. (JDT was here for a good while, I seem to remember)

Wait, what? I want to see that.

I’ve actually been fairly amused by bully’s spittle-flecked rants, but he oughta be banned on general principles for apparently having attracted Don123 the Birther to this board. Great googly moogly, what an utter pillock.

Well, maybe it was just me, but I thought it was always around the edges. Like, he wouldn’t admit how many people were in the union, for one thing. He kept obfuscating and dancing around it.