Why hate the French?

They certainly don’t have a monopoly on that.

Dang, that problem with the written word crops up again. Short of using the damn smilies, maybe a large flashing sign saying “HUMOR (or humour) ALERT” and an arrow pointing to the text?

And just what do you have against orange?

Everybody knows orange is icky and hot. :smiley:

Watch it, buddy – orange is this here tracer’s favorite color!

It’s got all the qualities of red and yellow, at the same time. Plus, it’s the color of traffic cones and Kraft Macaroni & Cheese cheese powder.