So many obvious jokes, so little time 
a) yes.
b) no; rather, TV generally bores me (with the exception of a few programmes: Law & Order, Frasier; Red Green and 22 Minutes), so my SDMB time is my equivalent to other peoples’ TV time (plus, no kids).
c) I’d like to say yes, but I think hardygrrl’s already shot that down. 
<Immediately volunteers to help hardygrrl wash up>
The showers are this way…
::gets the oil and thinks this might turn into a really long flirting-hijacked thread if things go just right::
::is not nude. Wouldn’t want to disturb Balance::
Stop teasing me! 