I liked the lizard part. I think he was going for a “Man, I’m getting royally fucked and if that wasn’t enough, I have a fucking lizard freaking me out.” I know that if I was the DSL company’s bitch, I wouldn’t want to deal with a lizard.
I think I didn’t explain properly how the lizard entered into the story.
I was talking on the phone with a DSL tech trying to get the 24th repairman out to my apt to check my line when I noticed the damn thing.
So I’m talking on the phone trying to catch it and all of a sudden this freaking lizard attacks me. So I’m screaming at the top of my lungs into this poor guy’s ear and then i spend 30 min assuring him that I’m not insane.
It was all rather embarassing.