No! I don’t know when your lectures are! Try reading the Reading Guide!
No! I don’t know who your lecturers are! Why not go to class and find out!
No! You don’t have to buy these books! Welcome to Uni! I don’t even care if you don’t bother to go to class!
No! You can’t pay buy cash here! If you wish to continue moaning, go for it! I’m not listening. We took $20,000 yesterday through EFTPOS alone & I have no desire to become a security guard for the week and a half that we are here, when there are two banks on campus!
No! You can’t return the materials that you have opened and written your name in! Especially if you’ve just decided not to do this subject.
No! I don’t know when the exams will be! Try reading the Reading Guide!
No! I don’t know where all the lecture theatres are! I work in my little office & don’t go to class here! Try looking at the map that’s in the Reading Guide!
No! I have no control over the cost of the materials & I can’t give discounts, no matter how nicely you smile! As far as I know, we sell these at less than cost price!
Thank you for letting me vent a little.