God, I missed being able to use the BBQ pit. I finally broke down and bought an account.
Ok let’s get down to business:
Why I hate both:
For acting like they are two parties,
For being half an ethos
For carrying on the feud of Jefferson and Hamilton for 200+ years
For having all the bigotry of Jefferson and none of the Charm of Hamilton
For having Jefferson’s idealism only when it suits them
For having Hamilton’s Pragmatism almost never
For not giving a fuck about Free Speech, not to mention the rest of the bill of rights
For not acknowledgign fascism is the only form of big goverment possible
For manifesting the worst attributes of every society rather than the best
For the drug war
For being so suburbanized that they can’t tell the difference between a black kid in a hoodie, and a carjacker.
For not representnig the people unwilling to be schizophrenic with them.
Why I hate the left: For being dumb
Why I hate the right: For being mean
Why I hate the left:
For not knowing the difference between “Tolerance” and “Understanding”
For making political discourse impossible
For making important issues seem silly
For making spiritual and environmental issues into “Hippy bullshit”
For being more interested in screaming at the whitehouse or NYPD than coming up with sustainable models to accomplish their goals.
For wanting the government to DO EVERYTHING
For blaming the Free Market for all of our problems when the things they are bitching about are issues related to the fact that WE DON’T HAVE A FUCKING FREE MARKET!!! (The WTO forcing someone to trade isn’t a free-market practice)
For fighting for socialized medicine, when if they got together and developed a stable non-profit model for it, then I’d be insured without the government subsidizing it.
For thinking the Bush administration doesn’t have a long-term plan. (Come on people read the fucking art of war)
For not reading the “Art of War” because they are against “war”
For not thinking the French blowing up the Rainbow Warrior is fucking hilarious. Stupid French, Stupid Greenpeace
For acting like they care every time someone they don’t know dies.
For activists cliques that ensure that they never accomplish anything because they don’t embrace the new people, alienating them instead.
For not realizing Anarchy and Socialism are at opposite ends of the spectrum
For being fascinated by socialism, but not sharing
For Michael Moore
For Demonizing the Right by talking about Guns
For thinking they are the “intellectual class” when it seems like the Right outsmarts them again and again.
Why I hate the right:
For having the most unattractive pundits imaginable (Though I’d LOOOOVE to spite fuck Ann Coulter)
For not realizing that Muslims hate us because we bomb them and not because we are Americans.
For not realizing that “Not being on top” is not equal to “Being on the bottom”
For perverting Christ’s teachings for their own satanic agenda, not willing to recognize that most of the New Testament is Roman propaganda.
For not realizing that the US military is the biggest consumer of oil in the entire world and is depleting the reserve of oil as fast as it can be dominated.
For not looking past the “hippy bullshit” aspects of modern spirituality and environmentalism and not realizing that being centered in oneself and being able to breathe and drink water are worthy goals.
For trying to enforce democracy on other countries and theocracy on our own.
For not adapting to the decline of the nation state with grace and poise
For not realizing that the powers that be, ARE NOT CHRISTIAN
For demonizing the left by talking about Abortion
For not earmarking money for education and health care because they are “Welfare” but spending billions on weapons.
Sorry all, I tried to make this funny, but it’s not, I’m just angry and bitter.
Love,
Shnoogy
