Why I hate the Ministry of Transportation (long)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Murphy’s Law as it pertains to the legality of me driving.

This is long, but well worth the read I hope.

[edit] Apparently the character limit it posts here is 20,000. This post was 26,000. So, I posted it in my LJ. Take the time to read if you want to see how not to go about getting a ddriver’s license or register a car. [/edit]

I hate the MTO.

:frowning:

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LOLOL! :smiley:
Brilliant!
Definitely worth the read.

Highlights:

License has been given to MTO after suspension. Upon attemt to renew said license:

The entire dialogue between “Your Hero” and the “Low IQ’d MTO Sloth” also had me in stitches.

On a side note: My G1 expires in just over a year. You have inspired me to book my test NOW!

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For those of you that emailed, thanks. :slight_smile:

Update: I got my real license in the mail this morning. I do not actually look like a terrorist, but it isn’t a photo I would use in a dating service…

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“I am sorry sir, your Firearms Acquisition Certificate is expired…”

Great story, and worth the read. Makes me very happy that getting my Pensylvania Driver’s Lisence consisted of…

  1. Forking over $32 for a permit.
  2. Using aforementioned permit to drive with a parent for a month.
  3. Scheduling and taking a Driver’s Test.
  4. Failing.
  5. Rescheduling a test for two weeks later.
  6. Passing, and leaving with my new lisence. Complete with horrible picture of myself.

No wonder we have so many bad drivers.

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When I road-tested for my first license, my examiner read a magazine in the car and got us lost. She said she’d pass me if I could find my way back to the office, and I did.