I use a CD/DVD burner program called ImgBurn that works wonderfully well. Simple, straightforward, free of bloat. And, occasionally, it delivers bizarre and amusing stuff. For some reason known only to the programmer, the bar at the bottom says:
“Please. I could have eaten a bowl of alphabet soup and crapped a better interview.”
I have that program, and I’ve never seen that. What were you doing when you saw it?
Yeah, IMGBurn is funny like that. IIRC they added it back in 2008. You usually see them on the mode wizard screen.
Spybot has a cute dedication to “the most wonderful girl in the world”. I sort of hope the writer and the wonderful girl are still as happy together after several years. 
My install of IMGBurn says something different at the bottom of the wizard each time it loads. This time it said “Rodney, you plonker!” so I know the programmer has good taste in TV
The filescanner in Avira Antivirus is called ‘Luke Filewalker’, simple things please me.