Frankly Tuckerfan, although I appreciate the advice, I’m not sure that walking around with poultices on my feet, instead of the booties, is actually going to increase my chances in the marriage department…
I’m just sayin’. 
See, ya just need to find yerself an old geezer like myself, who’s just happy to have a bipedal female around and could care less if you’ve got goopy feet or not. 
Alice I think I remember seeing your picture a time or two on this board and I for would have to say you are truely one piece of ass! I think I could get over the feet thing; really.
Oh, and I guess I should say after calling you a nice piece of ass that you’re a cool poster/person and all that other crap.
Jeez, when I think of the unpleasant body-stuff that typically gets taken for granted in relationships, I gotta wonder how bleeding feet stacks up against the rest of it.
Trust me, just be your sweet self and don’t be surprised when you find some fella applying ointment for you to spare you the trouble of bending.
Sorry I don’t have any unguent advice-- the most my horribly misshapen hobbit feet have required so far is regular sanding.