Why is my [impressive|damning] post count not displayed?

I think my name is Charles Grady.

Is this my hallucination, or yours?

Or is it Delbert?

Captain Kirk has flown back to the 20th century (again) and scrambled the time lines (again).

All that you knew, and all that ever was, now is gone and has never been.

We’re still at war with Eastasia though, right?

Always.

But its Sylvania I really fear. Or the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. One of the two.

There is an easy way to get your post count to show up for everyone.

Just get banned.