Why is my [impressive|damning] post count not displayed?

Is it because I am not, and never will be, a Charter Member?

Is it showing up but not just on my screen?

Only charter members get post counts. I can’t see how big yours is.

Location and post count do not display for guests. I can see them by viewing your profile, if I’m interested.

Not just charter members. Paid members as well. See? ->

That’s weird – I thought any paying member got post counts.

Pretty sure my post count is being displayed (isn’t it?). I haven’t been a charter member for several years; I’m just a plain ordinary member.

It should be displayed, as should your location. What’s in your Location field in your UserCP?

I think you broke it.:frowning:

I don’t know how custom titles work. Could it be that his membership has indeed lapsed and but for the custom title, he’d be displaying Guest and the post and location display would therefore be functioning properly?

Yes, that makes sense. This is probably what happened.

I’m pretty sure you have to be a paid member to have a custom title.

Maybe if he paid for the title at a different time, it still runs full term.

Nah. I am (and have, nudge nudge) a Member. Jerry wouldn’t let the system slip up so badly.

Anyway…how about now?
ETA: Huh.

At least one of those statements appears not to be true at this time.

Wait. Now someone’s just fucking with me.

In the blink of an eye I have become Guest-ified.

Was it something I said?

Were you referring to what I just noticed and pointed out in immediately preceding post? Because I really do have one.

And now you seem to be one yet again.

Boy howdy. Wasn’t there a movie where reality is questionable because updates in the present change all of past history?

That was posted 11:46. This will be/is posted whenever it says.

Much of the immediately preceding posts, if not the entire thread, make no sense whatsoever, now that I am–and always was, in stupid vBulletin, which is a rolling disaster for historians–yet a third status, whereas a scant few minutes ago it did, barely.

In the few minutes since my previous post I futzed around with my User CP, and now I’m not who I claimed to be in terms of membership, and in fact never was!

You wouldn’t happen to know a guy by the name of Marty McFly, by any chance?

Simulpost.

Oh yeah, wait for this…

  • Off to User CP *

How do you like me now?

What? Of course I’ve always been a Guest here. Just check all my posts since I registered. There are by now, something like…<oh yeah>

In post #12, did I lie…? I say no.

Rather than continue to exert my God-like power over past and future, I will stay as a Guest for the time being. See how the other half lives.