I have been a fan of pro wrestling since right around the birth of “Hulkamania,” (January 1984) - quite literally, as long as I can remember. I have been a fan through the sex scandals, the McMahon steriod trial, Doink the Clown :rolleyes:, the “Attitude” era, the Monday Night Wars, and now the age of “Get the ‘F’ Out.” I can not speak for every wrestling fan, as we all have different reasons, but these are just a few of the reasons that I choose to watch pro wrestling.
[ul]“Stone Cold” Steve Austin beats up, flips the bird to, or generally makes life difficult for his boss on a weekly basis. Who hasn’t wanted to hit their boss over the head with a steel folding chair (or any object, for that matter) at least once? I know I have, and I know a few others who have as well. Fans get to live vicariously through their favorite WWE Superstars.
A typical cruiserweight match is much more athletic than 18 holes of golf, 300 laps on an Indy course, or 74 straight hours in a fishing boat catching carp. OK, so that last example was a cheap shot, but really, let’s think about it - which shows more overall athleticism: swinging a golf club and chasing the ball in a motorized cart (or even walking after it as they do on the PGA Tour), driving really fast for a really long time (and, granted, it does take a certain skill in order to do this and not flip over or crash, but I’m referring to athleticism), or doing a hurricanrana, a sit-out powerbomb, and a shooting star press all within two minutes of each other? Anyone who has ever seen Billy Kidman, Yoshihiro Tajiri, Hurricane Helms, or Rey Misterio, Jr. in action would probably back me up on this one.
The Rock has more charisma in his pinky finger than Tiger Woods, Alex Rodriguez, Deion Sanders, and Dennis Rodman have combined. Quick, anyone - name the last successful movie that any of the above “real” athletes have been in? (remember - I said successful) OK, how about a “real” athlete not on that list? Anyone? Anyone? Now, three words: The Scorpion King. And for another example, “Macho Man” Randy Savage is in the number-one movie in the U.S. right now, Spider-Man. “Rowdy” Roddy Piper starred in They Live which, IIRC, did get positive reviews. Jesse Ventura, Hulk Hogan, Jerry “The King” Lawler, George “The Animal” Steele and The Undertaker* have also all had starring or supporting roles in films. Wrestling is part athleticism and part acting.
Pro wrestlers make less money and take more risks than ‘real’ athletes, don’t have an off-season, and are much more injury-prone than their counterparts. When was the last time a ‘real’ athlete was voluntarily hit in the head with a metal trash can? Or thrown 20 feet off a cage, through a wooden table, and onto a cement floor? Must be during the off-season, when none of the entertaining stuff happens:rolleyes: The fact is, most NFL, NBA, and MLB players work less and get paid a lot more than even the highest-paid professional wrestler. Even Hulk Hogan, arguably the most recognized name in the history of the business, doesn’t make $20-50 million a year like a professional baseball or football player does. Wrestlers are on the road 300+ days a year - oftentimes while working through painful and nagging injuries - for the entertainment of their fans. (and, FTR, a lot of pro wrestlers were involved with other sports before switching professions. The Rock, Faarooq**, Bradshaw, and many, many others were pro or college football players, Randy Savage played minor league baseball, Chris Jericho played hockey, and Kurt Angle won a gold medal at the 1996 Olympics for amateur wrestling - it’s true, it’s true!) If a baseball player gets a hangnail, he almost automatically gets two weeks off. Mick Foley (a.k.a. Mankind) is the example above about being thrown from a cage, and he wrestled again two days later! That, in my book, is dedication to one’s profession.
Soap Operas + Testosterone = “Sports Entertainment.” Which long-time wrestling fan wasn’t outraged when Andre the Giant turned on Hulk Hogan on that now-famous edition of Piper’s Pit? I remember wanting to throw something at my TV when Earthquake “crushed” Jake “The Snake” Roberts’s pet python, Damien. The New World Order, the Hart Foundation, and DeGeneration-X made my Monday nights a lot more exciting in the late-'90s. And when Paul Heyman announced the “purchase” of Extreme Championship Wrestling by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsely, and its subsequent merger with Shane McMahon’s WCW, I - to paraphrase hardygrrl in another thread - “marked out like a bitch.” Sure it’s campy, and a lot of times storylines are just dropped and left unexplained (anyone remember the white humvee that ran down whoever it was in WCW a few years ago?) but it’s entertainment, which is all we are looking for. [/ul]
Why is professional wrestling still popular? Well, the above might have something to do with it. Why are movies and television so popular? Because people want to be entertained.
And that’s the bottom line, 'cause the Dirty Earthworm said so!
*The Undertaker has a bit part in Hogan’s 1991 film, Suburban Commando. It’s brief, but he’s in there - watch closely and you can see him.
**For all you FSU Seminoles fans, Faarooq is former All-Aerican football star Ron Simmons, who had his jersey retired a few years ago.
(if this gets double-posted, I apologize. I’ve been having problems with the Boards all day.)