Why is that bitch sexist and that bastard isn't?

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@Martian Bigfoot

The patriarchy is full of idiots, shooting themselves in the foot for millennia. Look: All we men want to bonk as many ladies as possible, right? That’s what makes us studs. So wouldn’t the ideal strategy be to *encourage *promiscuity among the ladies, in order to maximize the number of willing partners around? But, nah, let’s do opposite.

Idiots.

That is a dreadful paradox.