Why is there boa in the street outside our house?

Feather, not constrictor.

It’s just lying there, and I’m trying to imagine how it got there?

A little girl, running late for dance class, and didn’t notice she’d dropped it?

A surreptitious drag queen parade in the middle of the night?

Help me out here, Dopers!

Maybe someone was aiming for the power line and missed?

This would be my guess.

Garment for an actual boa, no longer needed now that it’s warm outside?

Uh, it has feathers. It flew there!

hooker.

Quick go see if it’s a male or a female lol

It’s a clue from a wealthy, anonymous benefactor. There will be a series of items that show up around your house. Your task will be to identify the pattern and decode the hidden meaning.

This will lead you to a second location, in which there will be a food-based challenge. It might require eating something - it might require making something - it might require serving something - it might require a crafts project based on the food. You won’t know until you get there. The result of this part of the challenge will be a reference to something musical.

The musical clue will direct you to a used CD shop. This person behind the counter will provide a CD. The actual contents of the CD will not matter. Instead, the lyrics printed on the jacket will take you to your next step. It will appear to reference a foreign city. However, if you are clever enough, you will recognize it as a landmark at the zoo.

The rest, of course, is obvious.

Well, you list your location as the Glitter Palace, so maybe Liberace is haunting your neighborhood? :smiley:

Meanwhile, authorities continue the search for this man, last seen boarding a bus near Northern Piper’s house carrying one shoe and a hastily packed bag with clothes spilling out.

Now that would be a fabulous boa-boa!

The Great God Quetzalcoatl molting?

I’d vote for “drag queen parade.” It is June, the time for Pride, and so on.

Is Jesse Ventura visiting your neighbors?

My thoughts precisely. Where *else *would someone leave a boa?

Wardrobe malfunction by a wing-walking 1920’s flapper girl.

Must’ve just finished recording a Pat Benatar video.