Why do you eat cookies with a fork on a plate? It’s not normal, it’s not even charming or cute. It’s weird and obnoxious, especially considering that I wash most of the dishes in this house! Do you know how much it angers me to see a “cookie plate” in the sink when I’m doing dishes? I just want to fling it out the window and watch as it smashes into a million pieces. :wally
It’s nice to see someone pitting my husband!! Thanks for doing it for me 
Wasn’t there a Seinfeld episode about this? Maybe that’s where it started.
I can understand the plate thing, however. It’s either cookie crumbs on a plate or cookie crumbs on the carpet. But the fork part is bizarre, in a Seinfield sort of way.
Though people who still eat pizza with their hands instead of with a knife and fork are simply heathens.
Ya’ know, our society is locking up people for years for having a joint, but we allow this to go on unchecked.
I truly weep for our country.
I’ve eaten cookies with a fork, occasionally…but only when I put about 6 Soft Batch cookies on a plate and cook them for close to a minute in the microwave until they’re so hot they blister my mouth.
God I’m hungry.
This is just intolerant BS. So what if someone wants to eat a cookie with a fork? Not everyone is just like you, you know.
I suppose you also insist that people eat chocolate chip cookies with only brown chips, instead of the rainbow colors of M&M chips. :wally
You purport to love those that eat cookies with forks, but hate the act of eating a cookie with a fork. You’re hiding your true agenda here, which is simply bigotry with those that would fork their foods.
And don’t give me that BS about how eating a cookie with a fork is unnatural. It has been proven that eating a cookie with a fork often happens in the animal kingdom. You also spout your lame opinion that eating a cookie with a fork is a choice. Yeah, right. If only you knew some of the hatred and bigotry that cookie with a fork eaters have to endure every day, you’d realize that no one would willingly subject themselves to such humiliation. Besides, could you “choose” to eat a cookie with your hands? When did you make that choice? Have you ever considered that there might be a fork gene?
Seriously, cookie with a fork eaters are not asking for special rights, they just want to be treated like cookie witha hand eaters. And despite what Mrs. Fields says, cookie with a fork eaters are not trying to make a mockery of cookie with a hand eaters.
Cookimentalists like yourself make me sick. Just like those perverted spaghetti with a spoon eaters.
I lived with a woman for three years that ate PB&J sandwiches with chopsticks. What made it especially infuriating is that she seemed to think it was clever and sophisticated, or something, in spite of how awkward and embarrassing it looked.
After that, I think I could accomodate a cookie-with-a-fork girl.
My husband eats all sandwich-style cookies with a fork - the better to dunk them in the glass of milk. I just smile at his little idiocycracy. It could be far worse…
Cookies.
Fork.
What.
My former brother-in-law ate popcorn with a spoon. Freak.
tdn, I insist you clarify your statement about spaghetti eaters.
Are you saying that people who eat spaghetti using ONLY a spoon are perverted? Or do you include those who use a fork AND a spoon in your sweeping condemnation? And what is your position on the “acceptable” way to eat Spaghetti-O’s*? Hmmmmm?, tdn?
And why you felt it necessary to insert your ignorant (yes, I said ignorant) spaghetti-spooning hate into this thread is beyond me.
*Spaghetti-O’s is a registered trademark of Franko-American, Inc. (I think)
Common courtesy demands that people at least use a plate as well.
And if you don’t subscribe to the method of eating spaghetti by twirlng it around a fork, well then you can just suck it up.
I suppose eating Chee-tos with a toothpick is not all that common either?
Please, please, PLEASE tell me she’s Asian and grew up using chopsticks at home, because that’s the only thing that can prevent this from becoming the most incredibly pretentious thing I’ve ever heard of.
Sorry, elfbabe. Irish/Scots. (A combination which was bound to lead to trouble. :D)
I use a fork for ice cream, what of it?
fork off
Pah! Pah, I say!
Fingers in pizza…gooey cheese on fingers. Heaven.
Pizza is goood. Mmm…pizza.
I eat soup with chopsticks, and drink beef straight from the cow.
Heathen checking in to heap dismissive looks on faux-posh people eating pizza with a knife and fork. It appear the Pizza Rules need some clarification;
- Pizza should have pepperoni, cheese and tomato sauce on it
- Pizza comes in large slices which can be folded down the middle
- Pizza should only ever be eaten using your hands.
- Pizza should only be eaten either standing up or sitting on a large stool
- Chicken is not an acceptable pizza topping
- Deep pan is not an acceptable type of pizza base