So, “echolocate”: to determine or specify the position of a piece of chocolate using the interntet.
Bats are smarter than they look.
Now there’s a sig…
I used to be acidic, but I’m becoming increasingly base.
Because, dammit!:mad:
what she said
My tricycle died.
So, what you’re saying is that not all bats are bats? (In the belfry, that is.)
Because I didn’t take a shower today. But keep going - I’ll taste better in a minute.
Because life sucks, and then you die.
Which isn’t so bad, except the last part seems to be taking an extremely long time to come around. Which sucks.
Why the hell not?!
Because no matter how hard I try, I just can’t get my socks to mach the color of my eyes and the shape of my earlobes at the same time. I mean, is it really too much to ask for?
I prefer jaded and cynical myself.
Absolutely nothing in this world or any other can make up for it. So there.
I’m little Mary Sunshine myself. Full of the joys of spring and the deep abiding love of little fluffy things.
Except when they shit in the sugar bowl. Then I’m bitter.
I’m bitter because I haven’t gotten kiddy time in a while! So there!
(and it’s not THAT kind of kiddy time, either!)
Actually, I’m also bitter coz of the way life and my parents are treating me right now.
F_X
“Bitter, party of one, your table is now available.”
When life hands you lemons…
Aw, fuck it - we’re screwed
Interntet: A bitter, young Vietnamese man forced to work for free cataloging deaths from the Tet Offensive.
Why?.. because my employer values diversity and manic and clueless were already taken.
Give in to your Id. It is an amoral imperitive that you do so.