Come over here, honey. We’ll begin with lesson 1. Meet Mr. Happy…
Insert Tab A into Slot B (or C).
DaLovin’ Dj
Just trying to pad my own post count>
Congratulations, Neel, you’ve been “whooshed”.
(Hint: It’s a method to denote a pause in the flow of communication, kind of like a larger version of an ellipsis.)
SPOOFE, my darling, I am reminded of that old proverb - something about pigs, singing, and a waste of time?
:rolleyes:
Esprix
[sub]Scylla[/sub]
Oh hell.
Since I’m using this thread to pad my post count anyway:
One particular time when I was feeling particularly horny, I wrote Mrs. Smegma a haiku about my balls.
No, I will not reproduce it here, since I hold most details of my relationship with Lizard, I mean Sweetums, um, Mrs. Smegma to be sacredly private! You voyeuristic swine!
Anyway, she found said haiku to be sufficiently “twistedly charming” to do me to a tender turn.
Life is good in Chez Smegma.
I poop at least once per day. Sometimes as much as four times, but this is rare.
Anyone? Anyone?
speaking as staff member
Dear neel2 and Esprix, or anyone else for that matter, if you want to come to negative personal observations about another poster, I will have to ask that you continue this discussion in The BBQ Pit forum. This takes effect immediately.
end of staff member speech
:o 
:mad: :rolleyes: 
:eek: 
;j
::::::::::::looks around to see if anybody notice the padding of his count with a useless post:::::::::::::
Jaw drops in surprise
GASP No “terribly excessive vertical space”?! :eek:
[sub]One more post closer to 1K… bwahahahaha!!![/sub]
I think Madea’s Child hit it on the nose. What would we do without the numbers? The beautiful numbers! They dance for us and sing for us and read us stories to go to sleep. They are our friends, our lovers, our children, our relatives. They glow all the colours of the rainbow and none. They are mysterious and comforting. They are our legacy.
Or something.
pan
And is the ‘or something’ a quest to see how much padding it takes before the post count stops being lumpy?