Why the vehement opposition to pineapple on pizza?

I have to say that as an Australian that the idea pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza is just bizzare. Hawaiian pizza is literally the default pizza most people order when you need to get something that pretty much everyone will eat, because almost so few people actually hate Hawaiian pizza here.

I’d love to try pizza with pineapple and vegemite, frankly.

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When a Robot Pizza Business lays off half its staff, does that mean that there are now robots waiting in the unemployment line?

It may be finally the impetus for them to plot the annihilation of the human race.

I must be a weirdo, because I can’t stand pineapple on pizza, but I adore salted caramel.

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In my “Unread” list, this thread appeared sequentially with “Entirely Benign, Appropriate Things That Make You Seethe.” Just sayin’.