Oh, wait, I wasn’t banned. Because I’m not an incredible fucking asshole.
Now, I wonder why those other guys were banned?
Oh, yeah.
Do you have a cite for that? 
:d&r:
Ever hear of Google?
Interesting and fun experiment: enter your own name into Google! It’s amazing hearing about how you are a professional hockey player or a fireman or some such. Kinda creepy, yet spooky.
You mean this place?
Lemur, I entered my surname into Google once and discovered there are caves in Greece and a town in Papua which bear the family name.
Fun my ass. I found a link that stated that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with Hillary Rodham Clinton’s brother (dead serious). When I clicked on it the page no longer existed. Now I’m pissed!
I’m a supermodel. Seriously. I couldn’t believe it myself.
I’m a fetish porn star.
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Fun my ass. I found a link that stated that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with Hillary Rodham Clinton’s brother (dead serious). When I clicked on it the page no longer existed. Now I’m pissed! **[/QUOTE
:eek: Don’t be pissed, be afraid! If they can cover that up, who knows what else they can hide?
Fenris
There’s a couple hundred links to sites that mention my real name – and yes, it’s me, not someone who shares my name. (My last name is very rare in the U.S.) Nothing bad … just mentioning a Web site I run.
Thankfully my first name/last name combo is unique and all hits relate to me 
Although I did find this quote “Osiris was shot and killed by Miami police” which is NOT good. shudder
1-I’m a international porn distributor in New Jersey
2-I’m the Safety Director of the Month somewhere in Nevada
3-I’m Number 28,709 on the list for season tickets to Green Bay Packers
That’s it-unusual name.
Actually only one of the above is really me.
You realise, of course, that someone will now do a reverse lookup with the information you’ve posted.
I write a lot of plot summaries for the imdb, and often I find that people cut and paste them for their own websites. Oh well, at least they still give me credit for writing them. I can only imagine how many don’t bother.
A-HAH!!!. Now I’ve got you ! Okay, assmunch, where the fuck are my DVD’s of Princess Di doing the stable boy out at Wickelshamworthbury-On-Hedgetrough when she was only 15? HUH? I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE DVD’S !!!
Oh. What’s that? Never mind.
Spider Woman links.
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Hmm…
my name gives me two, and only two, choices.
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The straight dope picture pages (where, due to technical difficulties I am no longer pictured)
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The SDMB main page.
Has my life been boiled down to this? Will my tombstone read “Here lies EnderW24. Um…he was on the straight dope a lot.”
My real name is way too common to find anything related to me. When I search, I get 588,000 hits.
My user name’s the same way. 523 hits, none of them having anything to do with me.
That’s obscure, baby.
When I googled my SD handle I get pages and pages of porn. My real name gives me a letter I wrote to a (very popular) romance novel site. Cool.
But if you put the family filter on, my name brings up dopefest pictures. Again, cool!