I just wanna know. I realize it was pretty vulgar… I’m just wondering exactly HOW I violated standards or something? I’ve seen some pretty raw shit in there. I’m not mad… yet.
So: Why was my GQ thread censored!?
–Tim
Link Homer, give us a link.
Here’s Homer’s GQ thread. Frankly, I thought it was just Homer joking when I saw it.
Oooookaaayy… anyboday care to give a little hint as to what it actually was about?
Why would manhattan not just quietly delete the thread and send Homer an email saying he’d done so, rather than censoring it to death, making it a meaningless post anyway?
But I suppose it’s fair enough, if Homer was using ‘gratitious’ language. We can’t be having that.
Fuck no!
Same here, beatle. As a matter of fact, that’s STILL what I think.
The language surrounding the [censored]s doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, no matter what gets plugged in. Looks like it was composed to complement the [censored]s.
It’s not Homer’s regular writing style, either.
Crap, did anybody check the post count ? Wait I’ll do it. Be right back. OK, post count and registeration date look ok, Homer have you lost your mind ? Are you playing a joke ?
I would think that Manny would have just had the whole thread taken out , there are no responces to it. Manny, wanna clue us in ?
The Teeming Millions want to know.
Oh boy!
Fill in the blanks for us here, Homer, it’s the Pit. You can use whatever disgusting fucking language you want here.
If it’s a genuine question, we can even put answers in the original thread in GQ.
If I were elected with a Republican majority in Congress, how could a Watergate burglar get a stocking mask to go on Hillary’s head? In reality, would a Republican Congress even be able to lower taxes? I don’t know about you all, but wondering whatever happened to Judge John Sirica has really bugged me. Anybody know?
If I were caught red-handed with a library card belonging to someone else, how could a librarian be able to go on checking out my books? In reality, would a fake library card even be able to make it past the computer check? I don’t know about you all, but the reason why The Perfect Storm is never on the shelf, even when the library’s computer says it’s there, has really bugged me. Anybody know?
If I were recorded live with a backup band, how could a Grammy be able to go on my already overcrowded mantelpiece? In reality, would a specially designed shelving unit even be able to hold all my awards? I don’t know about you all, but whether Britney is really “not that innocent” has really bugged me. Anybody know?
If I were Tim Allen, and I were accidentally castrated with a chainsaw during rehearsal, how could a surprise guest star be ready to go on “Tool Time”? In reality, would a guest star even be able to hammer in a nail? I don’t know about you all, but what Jill is going to do after the series is canceled has really bugged me. Anybody know?
First, the flame:
Homer, you worthless insult to shit! I’m busting my hump and getting in trouble with my bosses trying to keep GQ a place where people can get their questions answered and learn a thing or two. And you have to start with this outrageous lie? Fuck you with a broomstick in the precinthouse shitter! Did you really think people would believe you? Did you really think it would last? At 6:25 ET this morning I was in the shower (n. b. for dedicated GQers; I closed the curtain), a process I now must repeat by virtue of having had to respond to you. You already have shown yourself to be a worthless, ignorant bigot whose removal from the gene pool would be a benefit to us all. And now you pull this ridiculous stunt. Well, you’ve cost the Straight Dope a ton of money because now we’re going to have to get a fucking Breathalyzer installed on the link to GQ. I hope you’re happy, you squickfaced piece of maggot-shed.
On a more serious note:
Impersonating a moderator is among the most serious rule infractions at this site. Consider yourself officially warned. You will be banned from this message board if you do it again. In fact, I’m so pissed off right now that you will be banned if you do anything that catches even the light and indirect attention of any moderator. You know what? Fuck that. I’m so pissed off right now that you are banned from posting to GQ for one week. That’s right. If I see you post in GQ before Monday, July 3 (one minute after midnight Chicago time) you will lose your posting privileges permanently.
You know, just in case there are any doubts about my feelings on this matter.
I thought I was the most hated poster on this board. What the fuck is going on? Who is this Homer guy? Is he trying to upstage me or something? And can somebody PLEASE post his original thread so we can know what it actually SAID!!!
No, dumbass, you’re the most hated poster in CHAT. Small difference.
So lemme get this straight. Homer, you only made it LOOK like your post was censored by manhattan, and then started this pit thread?
Not funny. At all.
DippyMonger, don’t get yuor hopes up. You’re far too stupid to be the most hated poster.
After having Manhattan tear one of my innapropriate threads up in GQ, I think it was kinda cool to see 
All joking aside, I think impersonating a mod is just plain stupid and I think Homer should re-visit the psych-ward that gave him his lobotomy and demand he gets his money back! (hint: this time, tell them to move the icepick around a little more)
:wally
-Sam
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Homer you are a champion!!!
That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the SDMB. You could have made it WAY more funnier though (hehe) but good job all the same. WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF IT??
Look forward to seeing you soon Homer. There’s also something I wanna discuss with you.
Man, people get banned around here quick. I was just looking at something Dippy posted. What did he say that got him banned so darn fast? And I think that troll3 was a record ban. I’m impressed. But why isn’t Homer just banned until next week? I mean, the temptation is still there for him to post and he could get himself permanently banned if he . . . oh. I see. Never mind.
Fastest Mods in the West. Killing Troll3s dead in just shy of five posts…(maybe six)
Damn.
Nice Shootin’
Coldfire at 10:28
DippyMonger at 10:46
Dip, there are posters far more hated than you are. You are simply one of the current gnat-like irritants. When you are as bored of being swatted as we already are of hearing your whine, you will leave us to the next juvenile to bug us. No big deal.