Well …?
Because Catskill Mountains?
Sorry.
I know this thread is a stretch.
Bwahahaahhahaha!
Because he couldn’t tuna fish?
He broke?
Oh, thanks guys! Now I have that stupid 70’s “Rubber Band” song stuck in my head!
AAAAARGH!! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!
Because seven, eight, nine?
And zoogirl, only if you get Neil Diamond out of my head!
Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
<shrug> Maybe he just snapped one time too many.
He just couldn’t keep it together anymore.
To service Ann eggs ample.
Who did Lucille Ball, and who gave Edith Head?
I wish I could remember the rest of that song, but I know it ended with “How much did Ernest Hemingway?”
I always said he was wrapped a bit too tight.
Most importantly, will Lyle Lovett?
I think he was just a sock for Elastic.
Because baby, it just feels better that way, that’s all. You wouldn’t put a balloon over your mouth when you’re eating steak, would you? C’mon, honey. Just try it like this for a few minutes and see how it feels. It’s natural this way. You know I love you. I love you so much I’m ready to burst.
Because cock a teal?
Because Jack Shit when he saw the greasy hot bacon strip.
Great! Now I can’t get “The Rubberband Man” song out of my head.
Or maybe he needed a cockatoo.
Or three…