That’s hilarious! Thanks, Muad’Dib!
(Just bought my first pistol last week – went to the shooting range this past weekend. Fun!Fun!)
Oh. My. God.
Funniest damn thing I’ve ever read about guns!
Thanks for the laugh, Muad’Dib.
Holy shit, that’s my ex-roommate’s site. I’ll have to tell him he actually gets readers. 
I found it rather moronic. But I suppose none of you have ever lost a family member because Big Bubba thought it was okay for his 4 year old kid to play with real guns.
Hehe, I used to live with that guy too, and the monitor I’m using has a sticker for his site right on it. hehe. that was pretty amusing.
Erek
Sorry for your loss. But Big Bubba was an idiot. Do we need to keep all the cars off the road because of a few rotten drivers?
Funny site, but be careful, the last time I tried to introduce a little levity into the gun/anti gun world I was threatened with “banishment from the kingdom”, by the way I own several guns and I have never been nor do I have any desire to hunt.
unclviny
Yikes, that’s pretty facile stuff as far as conservative humor writing goes.
For better, I’d recommend most anything P. J. O’Rourke has to say on the subject, for example:
“The interesting thing about staring down a gun barrel is how small the hole is where the bullet comes out, yet what a big difference it would make in your social schedule.” – P.J. O’Rourke
But then, I’m a liberal… who likes guns, shoots them (but owns none and gets kinda creeped out by those who REEEEEEAAAAALY like their guns), so your mileage will almost certainly vary
Whoosh. The writer is a bleeding-heart liberal. If the url (corporatemofo.com) didn’t give it away, I am not sure what else would have.
Ummmm, how about the part where I said, “But then, I’m a liberal”?
:wally
But seriously, incisive “pro-gun humor” and “conservative humor” are emphatically not oxymorons. I’m just suggesting this particular site provides weak evidence.
#10 is a poor argument. I know some guys who make furniture for AR-15s in designer colors including Mary Kay titty pink.
The hell???
They have changed it! I printed it out earlier and theyre were only 12 items listed.
Number four was originally We Don’t Actually Know Anything About Them
It looks like number 8 has been skipped and they added the one about homosexuals and zionst government.