Why were guys so excited about the Olsen twins turning 18?

The Olsen twins were unique. They came into the public eye as infants and they were twins. Additionally, even as they entered their teen years they played very innocent and tried to appeal to young girls. These factors led to the half-serious/half-joking comments men made leading up to their 18th birthday.

I recall a friend of mine who actually had a countdown clock on his dresser. I’m laughing just thinking about it.

-R. Incognito

The one on the right has a rounder face and thinner lips.

The different lips is makeup, and the different faces is drugs.

The one on the right is closer to the camera, her hair is farther from her face, and she appears to be wearing less lipstick and a lighter shade.

They are trying very hard not to look identical in that picture.

Actually, you get to add the points together for twins.

The one on the right has a rounder face here as well.

Here it’s the one on the left.

I think we’re just going to have to disagree. Again, outside the realms of science fiction and fantasy, no two human beings are going to be exactly like, but taking into account facial expression, hairstyle, and other transitory differences, they look as identical as any identical twins I’ve known.

My sisters used to be friends with identical twins and I was the only one who could tell them apart. :slight_smile:

I went through junior high and much of high school with identical triplets. That was always interesting.

Well, that explains it. It’s some kind of super secret Jedi trick!

They’re hideous now (anorexia, drug abuse*, and really bad makeup all take their toll), and they were kinda dorky little kids, but there was a time there, when they were sixteen or seventeen, that they looked quite good. Maybe not “Man, they’re hot, can’t wait until they’re legal” good, but quite good.

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NSFW - I broke the link, and I’m pretty sure it’s faked. Each one of those bodies is bigger than the 2 of them put together. Same with the boobs. By the way, comparing their lips is pointless, since they’re collagen-pumped (at least the upper ones).

See here and here. They came into control of their fortunes when they turned 18, which were projected to reach a billion each by their birthday. I don’t know if they reached that, but I’m sure it was close. But I never realized how much they appealed to guys aside from their wealth before. Little girls, yeah, but not guys.

They are fraternal. I have no reason to believe that their family is lying. My kids can actually tell them apart easily, but I have to strain. Them having grown up playing the same kid, I see their faces as 2 aspects of the same face. The difference is more apparent in this picture; even without the weight difference, one has a rounder jawline, I think Mary-Kate (or is it Asley?)

I’m not gonna get into the ‘would I hit it’ thing, but I think they are pretty damn cute and attractive. And even moreso now that I’ve seen the pics in this thread.

I also think Miley Cyrus is killer-cute, but that voice! AAUUGHH!

Jeez, I’m so desperate I’d tap Billy Ray.

So horny even the crack of dawn ain’t safe? :wink:

Not Tony Orlando’s cracks either.

I don’t doubt that. :smiley:

But one could hardly blame ya. Check out Telma Hopkins these days.

She’s pretty smokin’ for a 60 year old. Banging her would be like banging 3 Olsen twins.

Guys are horn dogs and will hump anything that’s in the vague shape of a halfway attractive pseudo woman. And that’s before the beer.