I was actually being sarcastic in the last post, but thanks for the info…it has been my personal experience than men find it difficult if not impossible to pee with a raging hard on, or with a woman holding it.
And I have written my name in the snow. 
Kelli- I have heard just about every woman, that I have known well enough to talk about this type of thing with, say that, about pissing with a raging hardon…I have never experienced this problem…often peeing straight up in the air if i didnt push it down…are any of you other men abkle to piss stright up in the air?
Kelli- I have heard just about every woman, that I have known well enough to talk about this type of thing with, say that, about pissing with a raging hardon…I have never experienced this problem…often peeing straight up in the air if i didnt push it down…are any of you other men abkle to piss stright up in the air?
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
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“Difficult if not impossible?” Well, that’s actually supposed to be that way…
The mechanism for causing and maintaining an erection includes the swelling of a muscle that is supposed to prevent urination. The purpose is obvious – Kelli, I doubt you’d want to be in the throes of passion with some guy and suddenly receive a “power douche.” It’s not impossible to get around this, but it requires a lot of effort. I could pee straight up in the air (if I wanted to), but it doesn’t just happen – I have to force it. Same with peeing any other way when I’ve got a major stiffy.
–Da Cap’n
Grrrrr-ooooooss!
I see where you get the 'crude ’ to go with the capt.
And I meant men get a ‘shy bladder’ when held.
Ahhhh, I see you liked my coinage of the term “power douche,” then? Thanks – we aims ta please. ;->
Re: shy bladder – never experienced that, myself. Then again, nobody’s ever tried to help me urinate either.
–Da Cap’n
I had a friend who has his penis pierced and he peed just like that.
Granted, the ring went through his urethra.
People, there may be a problem here.
A bad one.
Think kidney stones.
Small kidney stones in the urinary tract can cause partial blockage.
See your doctor, no matter what the cause!
Attention C#3!The inside of your musty head is a exercise wheel;
in which two gerbils, Vanity and Credulity by
name, tussle fruitlessly over the walnut that
represents your banal & pointless existance.
People, there may be a problem here.
A bad one.
Think kidney stones.
Small kidney stones in the urinary tract can cause partial blockage.
See your doctor, no matter what the cause!
Attention C#3!The inside of your musty head is a exercise wheel;
in which two gerbils, Vanity and Credulity by
name, tussle fruitlessly over the walnut that
represents your banal & pointless existance.
Mr Thin Skin said:
Man, talk about way more then we needed to know…so, how often DO you wear those edible undies? This thread almost make the “menstrual cups” thread look tame. (almost)
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html
Go see your doc. Sounds like D&C time (yes, Ladies, it happens over here on the “outie” side, too).
I had a friend with two urethra. He did pee kind of funny.I never found out if he got it fixed.
…when you rub the firemans’s helmet, he sprays his hose…
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
a fire hose is cool. Wish I could shoot water that far.
I also wish fathers would take a minute to teach their sons how to pee right.
Pissing with a hard on is fairly easy.
Just assume the three-point stance: Both feet planted firmly, one hand propped on the wall over the toilet. Bow at the waist and let 'er rip.
Even easier…Go outside and piss on a tree or something.
I do believe this is my first post to GQ. What an appropriate topic!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Hey sunbear –
Was his motto “Piss twice, shake once?”
Male equipment, most, like mine anyway, is designed so you can’t pee when you have a hard on. That way you don’t let her rip inside the girl.
Nickrz
GQ Mod