Why won't the publish my profile on match?

[QuickSilver]

@Misnomer

Just please tell me you didn’t include the one I took of you that time when we … nah, you’d never show anyone else that one.

I think it’s okay. It was from behind.

[The_Weird_One]

I don’t think Match vets user profiles by having an actual human being read them; they just run them through some computer program. Check out this profile I ran across the other day:

I am looking for a traditional woman – that is, a woman that knows her place and how to submit to her man; A woman that cooks my meals, cleans and maintains my home, cleans the laundry, and takes care of my manly needs whenever I desire; A woman that will never push my hand away when I feel like grabbing your body; A woman that can be disciplined, physically when necessary, and given guidance when she gets out of line. She will be a friend, partner, and sexual slave at the same time; she will be an extension of myself. I will value your ideas and opinions, but I am the man of the house and have the final say in my home.

My conclusions: Match will post any profile, as long as it doens’t fun afoul of their little filter, and that profile has got to be a joke. (Right? Right?)

[QuickSilver]

@The Weird One

… and that profile has got to be a joke. (Right? Right?)

If I had to guess, I’d say minotaurus is on the dating circuit.