Ha! They did it on the third try and all I changed was one word. Must be some auto editor glitch. 
(At first they sent a message that the text didn’t comply with their content policy.)
Heh, I liked it.
Maybe the filter caught that you didn’t mention you like long walks on the beach? That is (by law) a requirement of all online profiles.
Jazzed it up some more… 
(This is so much fun but I’m running out of space for the long walks on the beach bit. LOL!)
Hmm, maybe someone’s still just a little too jaded for the online dating thing? 
You stay out of this! 
Fine, it’s clever and all that but is your photo hot? You know that’s all that matters.
Yeah the photo I have is hot. No emails yet though. Do you think maybe I shouldn’t have used Brad Pitt. :dubious:
[Jack Nicholson]
You can’t handle the truth!
[/Jack Nicholson]
I’m one of the crazy ones who reads profiles (and actually spent 2 years trying to write the perfect one, only to learn that no one but me reads them). Based upon your profile, and maybe especially if you look like Brad, I’d pass you by. Too cynical and angry - not likely believe in love, or in much of anything.
Fear me. MWAHAHAHA!
Hey! Go sell your brand of crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here.
I like it, and I’d answer it, but then, I have a pretty damn cynical profile up there myself. I’m at the “what the hell” stage.
See, I’d be all over the slightly jaded thing, but the repeated " 'cuz" would bug me too much. And it’s close to “trying too hard to be clever”, but maybe I’m super-sensitive to that.
But if your photo’s hot, I don’t think it matters.
It’s my third time around. I went right for the “fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke” stage.
Out of curiousity, what did you changed? I would’ve thought it was some anti-Dr. Phil-Bashing filter (not because you were bashing him, but I can see the temptation, and Dr. Phil is apparently straight up cobranded with Match), but you left that in, and all was good, so…
(Oy, I could’ve sworn I hit preview instead of submit…) :smack:
It must have been some kind of invisible control character that came over from the Word document. I cleared the carriage returns in the match editor and it went through fine.
I did have the word “bitching” instead of “whining” and that was trapped by the naughty word editor. Puritans.
Some of the photos are in teemingmillions under this the same id as SDMB.
Just please tell me you didn’t include the one I took of you that time when we … nah, you’d never show anyone else that one.
This is fun!