It’s time to religate the VP to the background again. I have no political ambition at all and would be more than happy to be paid well for looking well groomed, delivering funeral wreathes, and making party line speeches.
What are your qualifications for VP?
My qualifications are as follows:
I am NOT Hillary Clinton.
That’s it. I’m ready to fulfill my vice-presidential duties. See you on January 8.
I know my way around a podium. I can pump flesh and gladhandle with the best of 'em. I’m more than happy to toe my party’s line. And I’ll gladly take a paycheck for doing next to nothing.
As a hardcore cynic, I have an inherent distrust of “The Gub’mint”, and would be a great reality-check for any President getting too drunk with power, just remind them that the general public does not like them, does not trust them, so don’t get too secure in your Ivory Tower
remind the president that many people (myself among them) think the Gub’mint needs (to put it in computer terms) a Repartitioning, Zero all Data, and a complete reinstall from the original System discs, and maybe a restore from the last known-good backup…
I’m female, so I guess I’d be good for the novelty factor without all the baggage of Hillary.