Trump finds out you’re cool, smart, edgy, and have the right stuff!
Being Trump he doesn’t know your political leanings. He didn’t ask, no one told him.
He calls you up and says “Hey, there, you smart, interesting person, wanna be my Veep?”
Would you?
No, no way. I am not qualified.
I’d accept; if nothing else, to keep it out of the hands of someone who’d be worse.
Sure, I bet I could do an awful lot of damage to his campaign before he boots me.
Sure, becasue once he goes to jail or dies from a Big Mac overdose I get to become the President. Then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars, it will be called the age of Amigo.
Ahh, The age of Aquarius.
Hippie is back in style.
I’m down with it!
(I like the Age of Amigo, more better)
Yes. Of course. To his campaign. Lots of damage, yes. To his campaign.
Not to mention, if certain decisions are made you’d get immunity afterwards too.
Sure. I’d love to be VP for someone who wanted to hang his last one. How could I pass up an opportunity to die in infamy?
I’m not too bad at looks of fawning admiration.
Vote for me!
Tell us you’re under thirty-five years old without telling us you’re under thirty-five years old.
(Or else not a natural-born citizen.)
YES!! I’m not qualified either(not because I’m not a NB citizen. I’m definitely American born)
Nope. When MAGA found out my stand on things they might come for my family. Too scary.
What if you were born by C-section? Does that count as being naturally born?
Absolutely yes I’d accept.
I am not qualified enough to serve as president should anything.
I’m pretty sure you’re not a citizen of New Brunswick! 
Sure, I’d take it.
And immediately call for the 25th Amendment to be implemented. If the America-hating fuckstick could know about me and not know that I pronounce his name “the America-hating fuckstick”, that’s pretty clear proof that he’s unfit to carry out the duties of POTUS. I’d then choose Gavin Newsom as my Veep, and upon his confirmation, submit my resignation.
Wait, are we talking about him making me Veep on the spot, or him choosing me to be his running mate?