You know, people who use the wrong form of ‘discreet’ bother me. Those panties are separate, are they? Separate from what?
They look blasted uncomfortable.
Am I the only one who thinks those things are hot?
Yeap.
Good greif I would go insane wearing that that that . . . . .hankercheif.
I thought the whole point of underwear was to protect your pants from your ass.
It reminds me of when I tried to make a top for my Barbie doll. It was just a strip of fabric in the front with loops for the arms. My sister had to explain to me why that wouldn’t work in reality. But I was 8 YEARS OLD!
Cut the waistband off a jock and call it fashion…
What the…isn’t that kind of redundant? Just don’t wear underwear. Or better yet, get a pair of jeans that aren’t falling off of your ass. Who the hell looks good in those super low-rise jeans?
ALRIGHT - FINALLY TIME TO SAY HOW I FEEL ABOUT THESE!!!
I hate, with the burning passion of about 1/10th of a sun, these asinine, ugly, uncomfortable, unattractive, unflattering fashions. Hate 'em. Hate the fact that I can’t buy normal jeans now, and haven’t for years now, because every goddamn store carries only these goddamn ugly pieces of shit.
And girls who wear these jeans - YOU DON’T LOOK GOOD IN THEM! Yes, you! You are NOT LOOKING GOOD! You are looking like 20 pounds of woman in 10 pounds of jean. Even if you don’t have that pillsbury doughboy roll hanging out over the top (and 99% of women wearing them do), they still make your ass look flat and scrinched down to a roll at the bottom in a very weird way.
Whew. That felt good. Very cathartic.
Oh, the stupid underwear? Stupid. Just plain stupid. Stoooo-pid.
Oh, my god. Never in a million years would I even consider wearing those.
Wraps a blanket around you and hands you a hot cup of tea
There, there…it’s all over.
What we need is underwear that just covers the drippy bits but nothing else, and that way you can wear your pants right down to the top of the labia majora. Anyone want to invest in my new prototype Snatch-n-Butt Pro-tekt™? You stick it on with glue.
Been invented already.Called the ‘mini-pad’.
I do know that at some point before I die, it will be fashionable in some circles to have visible tampon string. There’s no where left to go.
Wouldn’t the triangular part in the front keep falling down? I’d think that the wearer’s legs would start to hurt after a while from the straps, especially with that metal buckle digging into them. I’m with the others- just go commando. Or better yet, wear the thong and just let it show. What’s the big deal?
I few years ago I saw Pam Anderson on Howard Stern, and she was promoting some new panties she and her friends had invented that look just like these- something about straps that go around your leg rather than a string up the crack. Does anyone remember that?
ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Antipanti
I just wear a band-aid.
No-o-o-o-o no no no no, not at all!
If you guys had to wear something similar, you wouldn’t think those were so sexy.
How about a sheath for your dick, with a little elastic strap around your balls? You can adjust the strap nice and tight so it doesn’t shift around.
I’m also not understanding how the backless panty would stay on!
They make low and super-low thongs that work just fine for very low pants. I like to wear low jeans, but I don’t have an inner tube of flesh hanging over the waist band and I’m always sure that my thong and crack aren’t showing - 'cause I think it looks trashy.
Since when are thongs uncomfortable?? I’ve had maybe 3 thongs that were uncomfortable, so I pitched 'em. The rest of the drawer-full are all very comfortable, and the only panty line to be seen is if I wear spandex “bike-shorts” to work out (and that’s just around the house anyway).
The anti-panti seems like a good idea. However, they say it “eliminates the need to wash your pants after each wearing.” What? Do people often recycle before washing?
Also, did anyone else notice that they have an anti-panti with Jesus’ face on it! :eek:
Hell, that was the only thing that sold me on them!
Whoa, dudette, take a chill pill! We don’t pretend women find these things sexy. I like 'em because they look like panties that’re coming off.
So don’t even suggest dick sheaths with elastic straps unless it makes you really, really hot.