"Why YOU....... I Oughta..."

“Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”

I don’t have a line, but this thread reminds me of a fantastic movie called, Man of the Century, which is about a young newspaper reporter in modern Manhattan. But the main character, Johnny Twennies, acts, dresses and speaks as though he were in a 1930’s serial. And he’s really got the patter down solid. It’s hilarious.

A sample line (from IMDB):

Samantha Winter: Are you gay?
Johnny Twennies: Sure I’m gay, I’m as gay as a day in May.
Samantha Winter: [puzzled] Well are you bi?
Johnny Twennies: By myself mostly.

“Wouldja, huh, wouldja?”

“Really big shoe.”

It’s curtains for you, see?

Ya gonna come quietly or do I gots ta muss ya up?