Yer pal,
Satan
Because I said so, young man!
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
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Why not?
Yes, but how?
Because “it’s there” man !
or maybe . . .
Hey, after half a bottle of Cuervo it made sense.
or maybe . . .
Ours is not to question “why”, ours is but to live and die.
“Solos Dios basta” . . . but a little pizza won’t hurt.
Shit, I used to know this one…
I think you meant “Gry?”
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It’s Satan’s work. Man’s desire to understand the workings of the world can only undermine faith. Children naturally ask why because they are still under Satan’s spell from their original sin. It is only when they are beaten down by the staff of conformity do they shed these evil ways.
Because we are drawn into the illusory physical world by desire and fear. Acting on desire and fear, we create ever stronger chains of kharma which bind us ever more tightly to the world of illusion. To break free, one must practice Dharma to achieve Nirvana and get off the life/death wheel of kharma. Are there any more questions? Remember, this is going to be on the final.
Why? … because we like you.
[singing] M-O-U-S-E. [/singing]
:::the sound of one-handed applause:::
Only satan can start a topic like this and make it interesting!
Because that’s the way we’ve always done it here.
Being somewhat more practical, I would rather know, “How?”
Well, that is the mother of all general questions. And the mother of all general answers would be, “Cuz.”
Obviously posted by a snowed in guy with a bad case of cabin fever.
because it’s always the last question
For the money, of course.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those darned kids and that stupid dog.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
Why?
Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuse…
Because of the wonderful things he does!
(Do do do do do do do de do…)
We’re off to see the Wizard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz!