An old man at the post office one day sneezed and his teeth flew out. They slid under the furnace, so he just bent down and grabbed them, dusted them off, and popped the suckers right back into his mouth! Grossest thing I ever saw.
My stepmom found some human bones on the beach. She set them in the kitchen of our family beach house, intending to give them to the police when they had the opportunity.
She forgot, and some family friends stayed at the house shortly afterwards. They threw them out while cleaning the place before they left.
Not really comical. Could’ve solved the disappearance of someone. Sad, actually.
Sex toys. Lots of ‘em. My friend had discovered his parents’ stash of adult playthings, and we rummaged through them a few times. We were 11 or 12 at the time, and I don’t think we quite knew what some of them were for. The 13-inch rubber cock was pretty unambiguous, though. My friend even licked it a few times. I explained to him that this was possibly extremely disgusting, but he paid me no heed.
nice stories…i used to dig graves and we had to dig people up from time to time…this one time we had to move a man and his casket and vault had deteriorated, so we had to pick through his bones…i actually played with his ball and socket joint of the hip…sweet, his grown children were watching me and a schmuck digging alongside me busted the mans skull with a shovel because he wasn’t paying attention…anyway, i was covering the grave and found parts of his finger bones, i now have them in a box…
i also have the spurs of my favorite rooster, that fucker was just like a cat, friendly, loved to play and fight with me, but there was a squabble over yard dominance and he lost so i cut his spurs off with a hacksaw and i may make a necklace out of the spurs, finger bones and something else…it’ll be sweet eh?
Back in high school I was in the middle of a particularly odd situation. My friend Mike had decided to move out of his Dad’s house and, with nowhere else to go, ended up staying at the house of my girlfriend, Sarah (not their real names). There was no hanky-panky going on between Mike and Sarah (he wished there was) but things started to get particularly odd with Mike and Sarah’s mom (much to Sarah’s stepdad’s chagrin).
One night Sarah and I were going somewhere and she wanted to run in and grab something from her house. We went inside and lo, there were Sarah’s mom and Mike. She was sitting on the couch, and he was laying across the couch with his head in her lap. All the lights were off except for some candles. As far as I know, Sarah’s stepdad was in the house somewhere while this was going on.
Sarah grabbed whatever she wanted and we hightailed it out of there.
My first visit to this particular frind’s house and she offered me a cup of tea; I sat on the sofa.
The moment she left the room, an ENORMOUS rabbit (seemed about the size of a whippet) emerged from a side room walked/hopped across the living room carpet, disappearing around the corner just as my friend came back with the drinks.
Needless to say, I’d never even heard of the idea of keeping abbits indoors, let alone seen such a massive animal.
I couldn’t quite decide whether to search for hidden cameras or dismiss the whole thing as a hallucination. I just sat there with my mouth opening and closing soundlessly - it must have been several minutes before I could actually speak again.
The opportunity ?! What, she couldn’t be bothered to call 911 and say-- hey, I just found a human skeleton on the beach!?
Apparently not. And it was only three bones, IIRC, if that’s any consolation…
Gaah!
I went over to a friends house after playing softball. I walked in and there was a hawk on a perch, staring at me. I thought it was stuffed, until it cawked its head a bit. Freaked the hell out of me. So, yes, they had a red-tailed hawk in their house.
Another artifical leg story
A next door neighbor girl had two artifical legs. (below the knees)
My sister babysat for her and her brother often but one night she could not do it so a friend of hers did.
She didn’t know about the artifical legs. So when her brother pulled her legs off and threw them across the room the baby sitter fainted.
mangetout, my wife used to keep her rabbit indoors…it was litter trained and behaved well…it also used to jump on the counter top and thump the floor when scared or angry…unfortunately it chewed an electrical cord and was never the same…she got rid of it…
we now have a rabbit in our house but never let it out of the cage because it likes to chew…
I’m tellin’ ya…the artificial limb thing can really be startling!
Maybe someone only murdered part of a person.
Heh. Of course, it’s possible that the bones were those of a lost fisherman. So says an ex commercial fisherman of the area, at least.
Not seen, but heard: I stopped off with my college roommmate at his grandmother’s place (in a trailer park) for dinner one time. While we ate spaghetti in the kitchen, we did our best to ignore the family in the other room complaining about “all the colored folks on television these days.”
A quiet orgy in which all of the participants were <17 except for the house mama, who was in her late thirties. (It started out as a “Sweet Sixteen” party for the eldest daughter, but most of the gifts were novelty-store type sex items.)
Times have changed. Yup.
Cops. My friend’s dad has had some troble with the law before, and there were cops leaving as I arrived. Never mentioned it.